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Hello. It is I, Matt Brown… The one they call “Matt Brown.”

Who are you and what are you doing here? This is a website I created to keep track of my various collections: movies I’ve seen and want to see, and art books and albums I own. There’s no reason it should interest you except maybe to see the grades I assign to the movies and albums. If you are interested in that, for some reason, here is my grading system:

10 = This is as good as a work of art can get. You need to experience it if you care about art.
9 = This is excellent. Highly recommended.
8 = Very good. Worth seeking out.
7 = Solidly good. You won’t regret it.
6 = Better than most. Not a waste of time.
5 = Pretty bad. Possibly well-intentioned, but a failure.
4 = Bad. Skippable, despite a few positives.
3 = Very bad. Don’t waste your time.
2 = Terrible. Avoid it at all costs.
1 = Absolutely abysmal and irredeemable in all aspects. Might actually be entertaining it’s so utterly horrible, but more likely it’s just soul-depleting.

Thanks for accidentally stopping by!

When She Was Good

 

Godfather: Part II, The

Good Mother, The

42nd Street

Hi, Mom!

Hospital, The

Reckless Moment, The

504: Buffon: La nature en majesté

Tootsie

48 Hrs.

Three Faces of Eve, The

Grave of the Fireflies

Freemasonry: A Journey Through Ritual and Symbol

Misfits, The

Fog, The

 

Kabbalah: Tradition of Hidden Knowledge

Michelangelo

Topsy-Turvy

Pandemonium: A Visual History of Demonology

Babe

Steps

 

Manchester by the Sea

556: Le crime. Entre horreur et fascination

Suspect

Big

Censor

 

Costume and Fashion: A Concise History

Route Irish

 

Les Maîtres fous

 

087: Ni empereur ni roi, chef d’orchestre

Paranormal Activity

 

Killing of a Sacred Deer, The

Brad’s Status

Four Seasons Lodge

 

Rat

Run Ronnie Run