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Hello. It is I, Matt Brown… The one they call “Matt Brown.”

Who are you and what are you doing here? This is a website I created to keep track of my various collections: movies I’ve seen and want to see, and art books and albums I own. There’s no reason it should interest you except maybe to see the grades I assign to the movies and albums. If you are interested in that, for some reason, here is my grading system:

10 = This is as good as a work of art can get. You need to experience it if you care about art.
9 = This is excellent. Highly recommended.
8 = Very good. Worth seeking out.
7 = Solidly good. You won’t regret it.
6 = Better than most. Not a waste of time.
5 = Pretty bad. Possibly well-intentioned, but a failure.
4 = Bad. Skippable, despite a few positives.
3 = Very bad. Don’t waste your time.
2 = Terrible. Avoid it at all costs.
1 = Absolutely abysmal and irredeemable in all aspects. Might actually be entertaining it’s so utterly horrible, but more likely it’s just soul-depleting.

Thanks for accidentally stopping by!

Les Mistons

El Bruto

Incredible Shrinking Man, The

Louvre, The

Fearless Freaks, The

 

El

216: L’Afrique des explorateurs, tome 2: Vers Tombouctou

Win It All

 

Indie Game

Meet Me in St. Louis

 

Client, The

Unspeakable Act, The

 

Tell It to the Bees

Chronicle of a Summer

 

115: Story of Jazz: Bop and Beyond

Frank and Cindy

 

Fish Tank

 

American Hustle

127: L’Hiver de glisse et de glace

Look Who’s Talking

425: Jean Genet: Portrait d’un marginal exemplaire

Wait Until Dark

Street of Shame

 

1900

 

Belle de Jour

505: Le design fait école: L’École nationale supérieure de création industrielle

Love

OWNED NEED

515: Sacha Guitry. L’homme-orchestre

480: L’archéologie: Entre science et passion

Sunshine Makers, The

045 | Poland

02 Knife

051 | The Georgians

Long, Hot Summer, The

Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban

 

White Noise