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Hello. It is I, Matt Brown… The one they call “Matt Brown.”

Who are you and what are you doing here? This is a website I created to keep track of my various collections: movies I’ve seen and want to see, and art books and albums I own. There’s no reason it should interest you except maybe to see the grades I assign to the movies and albums. If you are interested in that, for some reason, here is my grading system:

10 = This is as good as a work of art can get. You need to experience it if you care about art.
9 = This is excellent. Highly recommended.
8 = Very good. Worth seeking out.
7 = Solidly good. You won’t regret it.
6 = Better than most. Not a waste of time.
5 = Pretty bad. Possibly well-intentioned, but a failure.
4 = Bad. Skippable, despite a few positives.
3 = Very bad. Don’t waste your time.
2 = Terrible. Avoid it at all costs.
1 = Absolutely abysmal and irredeemable in all aspects. Might actually be entertaining it’s so utterly horrible, but more likely it’s just soul-depleting.

Thanks for accidentally stopping by!

Crimson Permanent Assurance, The

Echo Park

Black Orpheus

 

Village, The

 

Tiger

Truly, Madly, Deeply

Two-Lane Blacktop

Shithouse

 

13 Let It Be

Hedwig and the Angry Inch

 

508: Les Invalides: L’État, la guerre, la mémoire

His Three Daughters

 

Tourneur, Jacques

 

Good Ol’ Freda

Vice Versa

Last Waltz, The

Girlfriends

02 Knife

Falling in Love

Cabaret

 

Touch of Evil

Side Effects

 

John Lennon: The New York Years

Woman Under the Influence, A

Falcon and the Snowman, The

166: La Planète bourse. De bas en hauts

Squeeze

OWNED NEED

But I’m a Cheerleader

 

Complete Roman Emperor, The

Beginners

 

La Notte

 

Spirit of the Beehive, The

eXistenZ

 

Pelican

Guardians of the Galaxy

Soy Cuba