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Hello. It is I, Matt Brown… The one they call “Matt Brown.”

Who are you and what are you doing here? This is a website I created to keep track of my various collections: movies I’ve seen and want to see, and art books and albums I own. There’s no reason it should interest you except maybe to see the grades I assign to the movies and albums. If you are interested in that, for some reason, here is my grading system:

10 = This is as good as a work of art can get. You need to experience it if you care about art.
9 = This is excellent. Highly recommended.
8 = Very good. Worth seeking out.
7 = Solidly good. You won’t regret it.
6 = Better than most. Not a waste of time.
5 = Pretty bad. Possibly well-intentioned, but a failure.
4 = Bad. Skippable, despite a few positives.
3 = Very bad. Don’t waste your time.
2 = Terrible. Avoid it at all costs.
1 = Absolutely abysmal and irredeemable in all aspects. Might actually be entertaining it’s so utterly horrible, but more likely it’s just soul-depleting.

Thanks for accidentally stopping by!

Italian Renaissance Sculpture

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

 

Bergman, Ingmar

 

Shanghai Express

Omen, The

Master Builder, A

Starstruck

Mister Wonderful

 

006 | The Celts

Doors, The

War of the Worlds, The

 

Nymphomaniac: Vol. II

134: Le Cirque: Un art à la croisée des chemins

Mike’s Murder

Crocodile Dundee

Trout Fishing in America

 

Dead Babies

 

Brian Wilson: I Just Wasn’t Made for These Times

Wilson

Book of Life, The

Shutter Island

Vivre Sa Vie

 

Groundhog Day

What’s Eating Gilbert Grape?

Wild Child, The

She-Devil

Love and Friendship

Tully

Metropolitan

Thinking XXX

 

Straight Time

Addams Family Values

Escape from the Planet of the Apes

Tao: The Chinese Philosophy of Time and Change

026 | The Phoenicians

Falling Down