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Hello. It is I, Matt Brown… The one they call “Matt Brown.”

Who are you and what are you doing here? This is a website I created to keep track of my various collections: movies I’ve seen and want to see, and art books and albums I own. There’s no reason it should interest you except maybe to see the grades I assign to the movies and albums. If you are interested in that, for some reason, here is my grading system:

10 = This is as good as a work of art can get. You need to experience it if you care about art.
9 = This is excellent. Highly recommended.
8 = Very good. Worth seeking out.
7 = Solidly good. You won’t regret it.
6 = Better than most. Not a waste of time.
5 = Pretty bad. Possibly well-intentioned, but a failure.
4 = Bad. Skippable, despite a few positives.
3 = Very bad. Don’t waste your time.
2 = Terrible. Avoid it at all costs.
1 = Absolutely abysmal and irredeemable in all aspects. Might actually be entertaining it’s so utterly horrible, but more likely it’s just soul-depleting.

Thanks for accidentally stopping by!

Aker

Fat City

073: Velázquez: Peintre hidalgo

Diary for Timothy, A

Shop Around the Corner, The

 

Arachnophobia

505: Le design fait école: L’École nationale supérieure de création industrielle

Black Panther

Tex

Killer’s Kiss

Sean

Sweetie

 

Deconstructing Harry

 

068 | The Armenians

Delirium in a Studio

 

Resolution

 

Dr. Mabuse, the Gambler

310: L’Empire des rois khmers

Poison Ivy

Thing from Another World, The

Holy Mountain, The

 

Our Idiot Brother

Henry Moore

Ted

Body Heat

Wonder Boys

 

Freemasonry: A Journey Through Ritual and Symbol

Vengeance Is Mine

 

Man for All Seasons, A

God Delusion, The

 

Wild Wild Country

Books of the Dead: Manuals for Living and Dying

Hard Eight

 

Internet Art

Photograph as Contemporary Art, The

SpongeBob SquarePants Movie, The