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Hello. It is I, Matt Brown… The one they call “Matt Brown.”

Who are you and what are you doing here? This is a website I created to keep track of my various collections: movies I’ve seen and want to see, and art books and albums I own. There’s no reason it should interest you except maybe to see the grades I assign to the movies and albums. If you are interested in that, for some reason, here is my grading system:

10 = This is as good as a work of art can get. You need to experience it if you care about art.
9 = This is excellent. Highly recommended.
8 = Very good. Worth seeking out.
7 = Solidly good. You won’t regret it.
6 = Better than most. Not a waste of time.
5 = Pretty bad. Possibly well-intentioned, but a failure.
4 = Bad. Skippable, despite a few positives.
3 = Very bad. Don’t waste your time.
2 = Terrible. Avoid it at all costs.
1 = Absolutely abysmal and irredeemable in all aspects. Might actually be entertaining it’s so utterly horrible, but more likely it’s just soul-depleting.

Thanks for accidentally stopping by!

Face in the Crowd, A

North by Northwest

Cold in July

 

Shazam

THX 1138

Inherit the Wind

Beyond the Valley of the Dolls

 

097 | The Beaker Folk

Sur, El

 

Wild and Wonderful Whites of West Virginia, The

 

Men Don’t Leave

 

Dog

In Search of Lost Time, Book 1: Swann’s Way

 

Rachel Papers, The

Allen, Woody

 

046: David : L’Art et le Politique

Palo Alto

They Live

Color Me Obsessed: A Film About The Replacements

Obsession

 

El Bruto

War Zone, The

 

Xala

 

Atomic Cafe, The

Rush

Village of the Damned

Movements in Art Since 1945

Rabbit, Run

 

Happy Together

 

Shame

Kicking & Screaming

Vertigo

Basic Mastering

Ordinary People

Juliet of the Spirits

 

Wolf of Snow Hollow, The