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Hello. It is I, Matt Brown… The one they call “Matt Brown.”

Who are you and what are you doing here? This is a website I created to keep track of my various collections: movies I’ve seen and want to see, and art books and albums I own. There’s no reason it should interest you except maybe to see the grades I assign to the movies and albums. If you are interested in that, for some reason, here is my grading system:

10 = This is as good as a work of art can get. You need to experience it if you care about art.
9 = This is excellent. Highly recommended.
8 = Very good. Worth seeking out.
7 = Solidly good. You won’t regret it.
6 = Better than most. Not a waste of time.
5 = Pretty bad. Possibly well-intentioned, but a failure.
4 = Bad. Skippable, despite a few positives.
3 = Very bad. Don’t waste your time.
2 = Terrible. Avoid it at all costs.
1 = Absolutely abysmal and irredeemable in all aspects. Might actually be entertaining it’s so utterly horrible, but more likely it’s just soul-depleting.

Thanks for accidentally stopping by!

Bride Wore Black, The

Last Seduction, The

Lion King, The

Help!

Stand by Me

Julia

 

Brooklyn

Hot Fuzz

 

Last Tango in Paris

My Neighbor Totoro

Phoenician Scheme, The

 

Drinking Buddies

 

Devil, Probably, The

Client 9: The Rise and Fall of Eliot Spitzer

Collector, The

Menendez Brothers, The

 

March of the Penguins

 

Minnelli, Vincente

 

Books of the Dead: Manuals for Living and Dying

Concise Encyclopedia of Expressionism, The

Ulee’s Gold

   

Last Summer in the Hamptons

Magical Mystery Tour

Red Sea Scrolls, The

Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde

 

Belladonna of the Sadness

 

114: L’Epopée du jazz, tome 1: Du blues au bop

While We’re Young

Real Genius

Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors, A

How to Train Your Dragon 2

Madagascar 2: Escape 2 Africa

 

Woman in the Window, The

Friends of Eddie Coyle, The

 

Together

 

Independence Day