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Hello. It is I, Matt Brown… The one they call “Matt Brown.”

Who are you and what are you doing here? This is a website I created to keep track of my various collections: movies I’ve seen and want to see, and art books and albums I own. There’s no reason it should interest you except maybe to see the grades I assign to the movies and albums. If you are interested in that, for some reason, here is my grading system:

10 = This is as good as a work of art can get. You need to experience it if you care about art.
9 = This is excellent. Highly recommended.
8 = Very good. Worth seeking out.
7 = Solidly good. You won’t regret it.
6 = Better than most. Not a waste of time.
5 = Pretty bad. Possibly well-intentioned, but a failure.
4 = Bad. Skippable, despite a few positives.
3 = Very bad. Don’t waste your time.
2 = Terrible. Avoid it at all costs.
1 = Absolutely abysmal and irredeemable in all aspects. Might actually be entertaining it’s so utterly horrible, but more likely it’s just soul-depleting.

Thanks for accidentally stopping by!

Host, The

 

Fyre Fraud

Identity

 

Egypt

Double Indemnity

 

Runaways, The

Teorema

Mars Attacks!

 

House of Games

Father, The

 

Ford, John

 

Craft Traditions of the World

Hour of the Wolf

027: Alexander the Great: Man of Action, Man of Spirit

Deep Blue Sea, The

 

Incredible Shrinking Man, The

Philadelphia

 

Shoot the Moon

Mary Goes Round

 

I Was Born, But…

 

Moi, un noir

 

White Noise

 

Water-Method Man, The

 

Thin

 

Midsummer Night’s Sex Comedy, A

Guardians of the Galaxy, Vol. 2

Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Squeakquel

 

Monster

 

In Name Only

509: La galerie des Glaces: Chef-d’œuvre retrouvé

Thames and Hudson Encyclopaedia of 20th Century Music, The

Circus, The

 

Red Riding: The Year of Our Lord 1974

 

Annie Hall

God Who Wasn’t There, The

 

Chant of Jimmie Blacksmith, The