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Hello. It is I, Matt Brown… The one they call “Matt Brown.”

Who are you and what are you doing here? This is a website I created to keep track of my various collections: movies I’ve seen and want to see, and art books and albums I own. There’s no reason it should interest you except maybe to see the grades I assign to the movies and albums. If you are interested in that, for some reason, here is my grading system:

10 = This is as good as a work of art can get. You need to experience it if you care about art.
9 = This is excellent. Highly recommended.
8 = Very good. Worth seeking out.
7 = Solidly good. You won’t regret it.
6 = Better than most. Not a waste of time.
5 = Pretty bad. Possibly well-intentioned, but a failure.
4 = Bad. Skippable, despite a few positives.
3 = Very bad. Don’t waste your time.
2 = Terrible. Avoid it at all costs.
1 = Absolutely abysmal and irredeemable in all aspects. Might actually be entertaining it’s so utterly horrible, but more likely it’s just soul-depleting.

Thanks for accidentally stopping by!

120: Christophe Colomb: Amiral de la mer Océane

Muppet Movie, The

Baroque and Rococco

Supermensch: The Legend of Shep Gordon

Superstar: The Karen Carpenter Story

 

Big Bounce, The

 

Taxi Driver

Fool for Love

You Can’t Take It with You

415: Henri IV: Le règne de la tolérance

All Quiet on the Western Front

 

Side Effects

Linklater, Richard

 

Mulholland Drive

 

Fucking Åmål

 

038: Easter Island: Mystery of the Stone Giants

Roger’s Version

 

Story of Writing, The

Between Two Ferns: The Movie

099: Émile Guimet et les arts d’Asie. Quand le Japon s’ouvrit au monde

Mutual Appreciation

 

Parrot

Häxan

Je tu il elle

 

007 | The Etruscans

Deliberate Stranger, The

Sex Is Comedy

 

By the Bluest of Seas

 

Slender Thread, The

Honest Liar, An

Snail

331: Le Mont Athos. Merveille du christianisme byzantin

De Sica, Vittorio

 

All That Heaven Allows

Porn Star: The Legend of Ron Jeremy

 

Prizzi’s Honor