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Hello. It is I, Matt Brown… The one they call “Matt Brown.”

Who are you and what are you doing here? This is a website I created to keep track of my various collections: movies I’ve seen and want to see, and art books and albums I own. There’s no reason it should interest you except maybe to see the grades I assign to the movies and albums. If you are interested in that, for some reason, here is my grading system:

10 = This is as good as a work of art can get. You need to experience it if you care about art.
9 = This is excellent. Highly recommended.
8 = Very good. Worth seeking out.
7 = Solidly good. You won’t regret it.
6 = Better than most. Not a waste of time.
5 = Pretty bad. Possibly well-intentioned, but a failure.
4 = Bad. Skippable, despite a few positives.
3 = Very bad. Don’t waste your time.
2 = Terrible. Avoid it at all costs.
1 = Absolutely abysmal and irredeemable in all aspects. Might actually be entertaining it’s so utterly horrible, but more likely it’s just soul-depleting.

Thanks for accidentally stopping by!

Good One

 

Mommy Dead and Dearest

 

We All Loved Each Other So Much

 

Alvin and the Chipmunks

 

Stepfather, The

Jackie Brown

 

239: Modes et vêtements

393: Arts premiers. Le temps de la reconnaissance

197: Charles Quint: Empereur des deux mondes

Pan’s Labyrinth

 

Snoopy, Come Home

 

Hieronymus Bosch: The Complete Works

043: L’Histoire vraie des mutins de la Bounty

Blue Gardenia, The

Kicked in the Head

   

Wildlike

 

Nomadland

 

Quiet Place: Day One, A

 

Sisters

Battleship Potemkin

Fame

Beanpole

 

480: L’archéologie: Entre science et passion

True Romance

Fetishes

 

Vigo, Jean

 

Compleat Beatles Quiz Book, The

Nickel Boys

Romance & Cigarettes

 

Charlie Victor Romeo

Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension, The

Death and the Maiden

029: Brésil, épopée métisse

Cloverfield Paradox, The

081: La Saga du Tour de France

146: Marianne. Les visages de la République