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Hello. It is I, Matt Brown… The one they call “Matt Brown.”

Who are you and what are you doing here? This is a website I created to keep track of my various collections: movies I’ve seen and want to see, and art books and albums I own. There’s no reason it should interest you except maybe to see the grades I assign to the movies and albums. If you are interested in that, for some reason, here is my grading system:

10 = This is as good as a work of art can get. You need to experience it if you care about art.
9 = This is excellent. Highly recommended.
8 = Very good. Worth seeking out.
7 = Solidly good. You won’t regret it.
6 = Better than most. Not a waste of time.
5 = Pretty bad. Possibly well-intentioned, but a failure.
4 = Bad. Skippable, despite a few positives.
3 = Very bad. Don’t waste your time.
2 = Terrible. Avoid it at all costs.
1 = Absolutely abysmal and irredeemable in all aspects. Might actually be entertaining it’s so utterly horrible, but more likely it’s just soul-depleting.

Thanks for accidentally stopping by!

119: Jules Verne : Le Rêve du progrès

Infinite Jest

 

Vampyr

My Friend Ivan Lapshin

 

Lusty Men, The

Crocodile Dundee II

Herzog, Werner

 

Baby’s Dinner

 

Indian Tomb, The

 

Darkman

Rock ‘n’ Roll High School

Certain Women

12 Years a Slave

 

Virgin Spring, The

My Son, My Son, What Have Ye Done

 

Blur

OWNED NEED

S.

 

04 Ill Communication

Blow Out

Morocco

It Follows

Palladio and Palladianism

Killing of a Chinese Bookie, The

 

243: Brancusi: L’inventeur de la sculpture moderne

Good Luck to You, Leo Grande

 

Family Business

Arabian Nights

 

Ringo

Local Hero

 

London

Van Sant, Gus

 

Zebra

Cheetah in a Cage

    Year: 1968 Location: ? In the Photo: Cheetah      

Unquiet Mind, An

 

572: La bibliothèque Sainte-Geneviève: À travers les siècles

Ninth Gate, The