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Hello. It is I, Matt Brown… The one they call “Matt Brown.”

Who are you and what are you doing here? This is a website I created to keep track of my various collections: movies I’ve seen and want to see, and art books and albums I own. There’s no reason it should interest you except maybe to see the grades I assign to the movies and albums. If you are interested in that, for some reason, here is my grading system:

10 = This is as good as a work of art can get. You need to experience it if you care about art.
9 = This is excellent. Highly recommended.
8 = Very good. Worth seeking out.
7 = Solidly good. You won’t regret it.
6 = Better than most. Not a waste of time.
5 = Pretty bad. Possibly well-intentioned, but a failure.
4 = Bad. Skippable, despite a few positives.
3 = Very bad. Don’t waste your time.
2 = Terrible. Avoid it at all costs.
1 = Absolutely abysmal and irredeemable in all aspects. Might actually be entertaining it’s so utterly horrible, but more likely it’s just soul-depleting.

Thanks for accidentally stopping by!

Fatal Attraction

Tree of Life, The

John Wick

 

Bresson, Robert

 

Red Circle, The

 

Gravity

Bob & Carol & Ted & Alice

Fellini, Federico

 

Image, The

Rocks

 

Martian, The

Star Trek: Into Darkness

Leopard, The

 

Seventh Seal, The

Manchurian Candidate, The

Creep

Bob Dylan

Monster

 

Flaming Lips, The

OWNED NEED

Cranes Are Flying, The

Godard, Jean-Luc

 

Italian Baroque Sculpture

Laurel Canyon

 

574: Musée du quai Branly: Là où dialoguent les cultures

Red Figure Vases of South Italy and Sicily

Gaslight

La Ciénaga

Munsters, The

 

Hours, The

 

Bill

Game Change

Substance, The

 

280: Internet: Le monde en réseau

Stardust Memories

Believer, The

 

Vagabond