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Hello. It is I, Matt Brown… The one they call “Matt Brown.”

Who are you and what are you doing here? This is a website I created to keep track of my various collections: movies I’ve seen and want to see, and art books and albums I own. There’s no reason it should interest you except maybe to see the grades I assign to the movies and albums. If you are interested in that, for some reason, here is my grading system:

10 = This is as good as a work of art can get. You need to experience it if you care about art.
9 = This is excellent. Highly recommended.
8 = Very good. Worth seeking out.
7 = Solidly good. You won’t regret it.
6 = Better than most. Not a waste of time.
5 = Pretty bad. Possibly well-intentioned, but a failure.
4 = Bad. Skippable, despite a few positives.
3 = Very bad. Don’t waste your time.
2 = Terrible. Avoid it at all costs.
1 = Absolutely abysmal and irredeemable in all aspects. Might actually be entertaining it’s so utterly horrible, but more likely it’s just soul-depleting.

Thanks for accidentally stopping by!

Cameraman, The

Giant

040: The Amazon: Past, Present, and Future

Bodies, Rest & Motion

Pig

 

Under the Skin

Chalk Garden, The

In the Studio: Visits with Contemporary Cartoonists

Beck

OWNED NEED

People Vs. Larry Flynt, The

 

Moose

Return of the Secaucus 7, The

Towering Inferno, The

153: Le Douanier Rousseau: Un naïf dans la jungle

178: Vuillard: Le temps détourné

Mind, The

   

Station Agent, The

 

Rose, The

On the Town

On the Rocks

 

Muppets, The

It Happened One Night

 

Encyclopedia of Music, The

Lovely Bones, The

 

016 | The Anglo-Saxons

Water-Method Man, The

 

422: Gengis Khan et l’Empire mongol

Defiant Ones, The

Whale, The

 

Trust

Families and How To Survive Them

 

Emperors of Byzantium, The

Black Dahlia, The

 

Obsession

 

Tarantula

Soft and Quiet