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Hello. It is I, Matt Brown… The one they call “Matt Brown.”

Who are you and what are you doing here? This is a website I created to keep track of my various collections: movies I’ve seen and want to see, and art books and albums I own. There’s no reason it should interest you except maybe to see the grades I assign to the movies and albums. If you are interested in that, for some reason, here is my grading system:

10 = This is as good as a work of art can get. You need to experience it if you care about art.
9 = This is excellent. Highly recommended.
8 = Very good. Worth seeking out.
7 = Solidly good. You won’t regret it.
6 = Better than most. Not a waste of time.
5 = Pretty bad. Possibly well-intentioned, but a failure.
4 = Bad. Skippable, despite a few positives.
3 = Very bad. Don’t waste your time.
2 = Terrible. Avoid it at all costs.
1 = Absolutely abysmal and irredeemable in all aspects. Might actually be entertaining it’s so utterly horrible, but more likely it’s just soul-depleting.

Thanks for accidentally stopping by!

536: Les Archives. Mémoire de la France

Hard Day’s Night, A

Chronicle of the Maya Kings and Queens

Lost Cities of the Ancient World

Earth

 

Religions Book, The

Greenberg

Mike’s Murder

Wallace & Gromit: The Curse of the Were-Rabbit

 

Halloween

Two Men and a Wardrobe

Once Upon a Time in the West

Affliction

 

Daphne

High Sierra

Art Since 1989

New York

Louvre, The

I Shot Andy Warhol

 

Wide Awake

 

Mikey and Nicky

Us

Eisenstein, Sergei

 

Of Mice and Men

280: Internet: Le monde en réseau

Bordello of Blood

 

Last Laugh, The

Pit and the Pendulum

Mad Dog and Glory

Backdraft

Firemen’s Ball, The

 

Benny & Joon

Brief Encounter

God Told Me To

 

353: Megaliths: Stones of Memory

04 Beatles for Sale