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Hello. It is I, Matt Brown… The one they call “Matt Brown.”

Who are you and what are you doing here? This is a website I created to keep track of my various collections: movies I’ve seen and want to see, and art books and albums I own. There’s no reason it should interest you except maybe to see the grades I assign to the movies and albums. If you are interested in that, for some reason, here is my grading system:

10 = This is as good as a work of art can get. You need to experience it if you care about art.
9 = This is excellent. Highly recommended.
8 = Very good. Worth seeking out.
7 = Solidly good. You won’t regret it.
6 = Better than most. Not a waste of time.
5 = Pretty bad. Possibly well-intentioned, but a failure.
4 = Bad. Skippable, despite a few positives.
3 = Very bad. Don’t waste your time.
2 = Terrible. Avoid it at all costs.
1 = Absolutely abysmal and irredeemable in all aspects. Might actually be entertaining it’s so utterly horrible, but more likely it’s just soul-depleting.

Thanks for accidentally stopping by!

Three Identical Strangers

Subtle Body: Essence and Shadow

Van Gogh

Zen: Direct Pointing to Reality

Victim

 

Polar Express, The

 

In a Lonely Place

 

Frighteners, The

 

Young Frankenstein

177: Renoir: A Sensuous Vision

Bambi

 

3 Backyards

 

Discovery, The

Modern Times

Hammer

Story of the Last Chrysanthemum, The

Lavender

Wildlife

Rome

Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors, A

Sliver

Get Low

 

Da 5 Bloods

 

Nirvana

OWNED NEED

043 | The Art of the Romans

In the Name of the Father

Turin Horse, The

 

Mutual Appreciation

 

Fourteen

 

Mythic Image, The

Piano, The

North American Indian Art

Witch, The

Graduate, The

 

Tell-Tale Heart, The

02 Mister Heartbreak