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Hello. It is I, Matt Brown… The one they call “Matt Brown.”

Who are you and what are you doing here? This is a website I created to keep track of my various collections: movies I’ve seen and want to see, and art books and albums I own. There’s no reason it should interest you except maybe to see the grades I assign to the movies and albums. If you are interested in that, for some reason, here is my grading system:

10 = This is as good as a work of art can get. You need to experience it if you care about art.
9 = This is excellent. Highly recommended.
8 = Very good. Worth seeking out.
7 = Solidly good. You won’t regret it.
6 = Better than most. Not a waste of time.
5 = Pretty bad. Possibly well-intentioned, but a failure.
4 = Bad. Skippable, despite a few positives.
3 = Very bad. Don’t waste your time.
2 = Terrible. Avoid it at all costs.
1 = Absolutely abysmal and irredeemable in all aspects. Might actually be entertaining it’s so utterly horrible, but more likely it’s just soul-depleting.

Thanks for accidentally stopping by!

Rocky Horror Picture Show, The

Radio Days

Angels & Insects

181: Rabelais. Rire est le propre de l’homme

Liar’s Autobiography: The Untrue Story of Monty Python’s Graham Chapman, A

H.

Larry David: Curb Your Enthusiasm

 

Kill Bill: Vol. 2

 

Professor of Desire, The

 

American Beauty

 

Ossessione

 

We’re No Angels

Complete Gods and Goddesses of Ancient Egypt, The

Kurosawa, Akira

 

Good Will Hunting

 

Shampoo

Norma Rae

Yi Yi

367: L’Europe: Petite histoire d’une grande idée

Rhinoceros

Tiger

Ballad of Buster Scruggs, The

Summer of Sam

 

Torment

582: Pablo Casals. Un musicien, une conscience

Hotel Rwanda

 

San Soleil

Marlene

Family Plot

Freemasonry: A Journey Through Ritual and Symbol

Color Me Obsessed: A Film About The Replacements

Fly II, The

Funny People

 

Invasion of the Body Snatchers

064 | The Mongols

Rush Hour