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Hello. It is I, Matt Brown… The one they call “Matt Brown.”

Who are you and what are you doing here? This is a website I created to keep track of my various collections: movies I’ve seen and want to see, and art books and albums I own. There’s no reason it should interest you except maybe to see the grades I assign to the movies and albums. If you are interested in that, for some reason, here is my grading system:

10 = This is as good as a work of art can get. You need to experience it if you care about art.
9 = This is excellent. Highly recommended.
8 = Very good. Worth seeking out.
7 = Solidly good. You won’t regret it.
6 = Better than most. Not a waste of time.
5 = Pretty bad. Possibly well-intentioned, but a failure.
4 = Bad. Skippable, despite a few positives.
3 = Very bad. Don’t waste your time.
2 = Terrible. Avoid it at all costs.
1 = Absolutely abysmal and irredeemable in all aspects. Might actually be entertaining it’s so utterly horrible, but more likely it’s just soul-depleting.

Thanks for accidentally stopping by!

Separation, A

 

Good Posture

Great Escape, The

Johnny Guitar

Umbrellas of Cherbourg, The

 

La Dolce Vita

Hannibal

 

389: Vive l’eau

003: La Saga de l’espace

Great Balls of Fire!

Captive, The

 

Feels Good Man

 

Patterson-Gimlin Film

Small Axe: Lover’s Rock

 

Chicken Run

 

Panic

 

074: La Plume et l’épée. La littérature des guerres de Religion à la Fronde

Do the Right Thing

Finding North

 

Kaleidoscope

Wide Awake

 

Concepts of Modern Art

Nico and Dani

 

Bob & Carol & Ted & Alice

Cold Comfort Farm

 

Bitter Tea of General Yen, The

Topper

7 Women

Tim’s Vermeer

 

Chuck and Buck

 

Anaconda

 

Memoria

 

Wind Will Carry Us, The

 

Assault on Precinct 13

Swallow

 

Corporation, The