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Hello. It is I, Matt Brown… The one they call “Matt Brown.”

Who are you and what are you doing here? This is a website I created to keep track of my various collections: movies I’ve seen and want to see, and art books and albums I own. There’s no reason it should interest you except maybe to see the grades I assign to the movies and albums. If you are interested in that, for some reason, here is my grading system:

10 = This is as good as a work of art can get. You need to experience it if you care about art.
9 = This is excellent. Highly recommended.
8 = Very good. Worth seeking out.
7 = Solidly good. You won’t regret it.
6 = Better than most. Not a waste of time.
5 = Pretty bad. Possibly well-intentioned, but a failure.
4 = Bad. Skippable, despite a few positives.
3 = Very bad. Don’t waste your time.
2 = Terrible. Avoid it at all costs.
1 = Absolutely abysmal and irredeemable in all aspects. Might actually be entertaining it’s so utterly horrible, but more likely it’s just soul-depleting.

Thanks for accidentally stopping by!

French Cancan

 

Moon

 

Helvetica

 

Beyond a Reasonable Doubt

That Obscure Object of Desire

261: L’institut de France. Le parlement des savants

White Palace

Robocop

Liar’s Autobiography: The Untrue Story of Monty Python’s Graham Chapman, A

Luis Buñuel

One of Us

 

039: Richard Wagner: L’opéra de la fin du monde

Walkabout

Halloween II

428: Les Aborigènes d’Australie

Iron Man

 

Cool School, The

 

Heat

Black Sunday

 

Airheads

Druids, The

Otter

Iñárritu, Alejandro González

 

Come and See

 

Bambi

 

183: Cleopatra: The Life and Death of a Pharaoh

Mac and Me

Machinist, The

 

Time: Rhythm and Repose

Opposite of Sex, The

 

479: L’épopée de la science arabe

Source Family, The

Inn of the Sixth Happiness, The

Sleuth

412: Alexandria: Jewel of Egypt

Palm Springs