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Hello. It is I, Matt Brown… The one they call “Matt Brown.”

Who are you and what are you doing here? This is a website I created to keep track of my various collections: movies I’ve seen and want to see, and art books and albums I own. There’s no reason it should interest you except maybe to see the grades I assign to the movies and albums. If you are interested in that, for some reason, here is my grading system:

10 = This is as good as a work of art can get. You need to experience it if you care about art.
9 = This is excellent. Highly recommended.
8 = Very good. Worth seeking out.
7 = Solidly good. You won’t regret it.
6 = Better than most. Not a waste of time.
5 = Pretty bad. Possibly well-intentioned, but a failure.
4 = Bad. Skippable, despite a few positives.
3 = Very bad. Don’t waste your time.
2 = Terrible. Avoid it at all costs.
1 = Absolutely abysmal and irredeemable in all aspects. Might actually be entertaining it’s so utterly horrible, but more likely it’s just soul-depleting.

Thanks for accidentally stopping by!

No End in Sight

 

Cider House Rules, The

 

Everybody Rides the Carousel

Shadow of a Doubt

Wild and Wonderful Whites of West Virginia, The

 

You Were Never Really Here

Marriage of Maria Braun, The

 

Front Page, The

 

It’s a Mad Mad Mad Mad World

 

Etruscan Art

Mothra

Hero: Manhood and Power, The

Story of Measurement, The

Bachelor Party

Arsenic and Old Lace

L’enfant secret

 

Breaking Upwards

 

Harakiri

 

Wisconsin Death Trip

 

Persona

Sundays and Cybèle

Santa Clause, The

Uzak

 

Damned, The

 

Three Identical Strangers

Epic

Wrong Man, The

Rules of the Game, The

Illustrated Man, The

Young and the Damned, The

Chronicle of the Russian Tsars

Boogie Nights

 

Sing

568: La Résistance: Une morale en action

Badger

Antonio das Mortes