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Hello. It is I, Matt Brown… The one they call “Matt Brown.”

Who are you and what are you doing here? This is a website I created to keep track of my various collections: movies I’ve seen and want to see, and art books and albums I own. There’s no reason it should interest you except maybe to see the grades I assign to the movies and albums. If you are interested in that, for some reason, here is my grading system:

10 = This is as good as a work of art can get. You need to experience it if you care about art.
9 = This is excellent. Highly recommended.
8 = Very good. Worth seeking out.
7 = Solidly good. You won’t regret it.
6 = Better than most. Not a waste of time.
5 = Pretty bad. Possibly well-intentioned, but a failure.
4 = Bad. Skippable, despite a few positives.
3 = Very bad. Don’t waste your time.
2 = Terrible. Avoid it at all costs.
1 = Absolutely abysmal and irredeemable in all aspects. Might actually be entertaining it’s so utterly horrible, but more likely it’s just soul-depleting.

Thanks for accidentally stopping by!

Shadows of Forgotten Ancestors

 

Fast Break

Jean Renoir

Complete History of My Sexual Failures, A

Image, The

League of Their Own, A

Lives of the Great Gardeners

What Happened Was

Dinner for Schmucks

Bible Book, The

Jane Eyre

 

Captain Fantastic

Music Room, The

 

Harakiri

 

Othello

 

Get Happy!!

Rudolph’s Shiny New Year

 

Basket Case 2

055: Cezanne: Father of 20th Century Art

Spies

 

Rambling Rose

Gods Must Be Crazy, The

Devil in a Blue Dress

Star Trek: The Motion Picture

Germany Year Zero

Great Empires of the Ancient World, The

Zoolander

 

Heaven’s Gate

Small Urban Gardens

Shimmer Lake

Daisies

 

Together

 

Ned Rifle

Assassination of Richard Nixon, The

 

Reservoir Dogs

Mirror, The