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Hello. It is I, Matt Brown… The one they call “Matt Brown.”

Who are you and what are you doing here? This is a website I created to keep track of my various collections: movies I’ve seen and want to see, and art books and albums I own. There’s no reason it should interest you except maybe to see the grades I assign to the movies and albums. If you are interested in that, for some reason, here is my grading system:

10 = This is as good as a work of art can get. You need to experience it if you care about art.
9 = This is excellent. Highly recommended.
8 = Very good. Worth seeking out.
7 = Solidly good. You won’t regret it.
6 = Better than most. Not a waste of time.
5 = Pretty bad. Possibly well-intentioned, but a failure.
4 = Bad. Skippable, despite a few positives.
3 = Very bad. Don’t waste your time.
2 = Terrible. Avoid it at all costs.
1 = Absolutely abysmal and irredeemable in all aspects. Might actually be entertaining it’s so utterly horrible, but more likely it’s just soul-depleting.

Thanks for accidentally stopping by!

Naked

Copycat

333: Enquête sur Sherlock Holmes

Doonesbury Special, A

Twin Peaks: The Missing Pieces

Fantasia

 

Mirror, The

 

Not Reconciled

 

Marketa Lazarová

 

Spice World

 

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 1

Jeff, Who Lives at Home

Y Tu Mamá También

 

Atlantic City

Ladykillers, The

 

Win It All

 

Islam Book, The

Vertigo

106 | People of the Wetlands: Bogs, Bodies and Lake Dwellers

157: La Guerre de Sécession: Les Etats désunis

Resurrect Dead: The Mystery of the Toynbee Tiles

Shark Tale

 

Metropolis

Streamers

Manchester by the Sea

Bob le Flambeur

 

Bad Seed, The

Detective Story

Scarlet Street

Occult

Arabian Nights

 

Girl with the Dragon Tattoo, The

Smoke

Big Star

OWNED NEED

Bugsy

Get Out Your Handkerchiefs