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Hello. It is I, Matt Brown… The one they call “Matt Brown.”

Who are you and what are you doing here? This is a website I created to keep track of my various collections: movies I’ve seen and want to see, and art books and albums I own. There’s no reason it should interest you except maybe to see the grades I assign to the movies and albums. If you are interested in that, for some reason, here is my grading system:

10 = This is as good as a work of art can get. You need to experience it if you care about art.
9 = This is excellent. Highly recommended.
8 = Very good. Worth seeking out.
7 = Solidly good. You won’t regret it.
6 = Better than most. Not a waste of time.
5 = Pretty bad. Possibly well-intentioned, but a failure.
4 = Bad. Skippable, despite a few positives.
3 = Very bad. Don’t waste your time.
2 = Terrible. Avoid it at all costs.
1 = Absolutely abysmal and irredeemable in all aspects. Might actually be entertaining it’s so utterly horrible, but more likely it’s just soul-depleting.

Thanks for accidentally stopping by!

Come Back to the 5 & Dime, Jimmy Dean, Jimmy Dean

516: Le siècle d’Ispahan

Ammonite

 

Deadfall Trail

 

Bachelor Party

Super Dark Times

I Love You, Man

 

Experts, The

Joni Mitchell Songbook, Complete Volume, No. 2

Reservoir Dogs

I Love You, Alice B. Toklas!

Frankenstein; or, The Modern Prometheus

 

Imposter, The

Young Einstein

Ceddo

 

Hideous Kinky

 

Woman, A Part, A

 

Astronomy Book, The

Wuthering Heights

 

Exhibition

 

Carnal Knowledge

Troll 2

Rat Pack, The

 

Woman in the Window, The

Wide Sargasso Sea

Electric Kool-Aid Acid Test, The

 

Intolerance: Love’s Struggle Throughout the Ages

 

Letter from an Unknown Woman

Wedding March, The

 

Superbad

 

Company of Strangers, The

Woodlands Dark and Days Bewitched: A History of Folk Horror

 

Traffic

 

Ray, Nicholas

 

Von Sternberg, Josef

Kiss of the Spider Woman