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Hello. It is I, Matt Brown… The one they call “Matt Brown.”

Who are you and what are you doing here? This is a website I created to keep track of my various collections: movies I’ve seen and want to see, and art books and albums I own. There’s no reason it should interest you except maybe to see the grades I assign to the movies and albums. If you are interested in that, for some reason, here is my grading system:

10 = This is as good as a work of art can get. You need to experience it if you care about art.
9 = This is excellent. Highly recommended.
8 = Very good. Worth seeking out.
7 = Solidly good. You won’t regret it.
6 = Better than most. Not a waste of time.
5 = Pretty bad. Possibly well-intentioned, but a failure.
4 = Bad. Skippable, despite a few positives.
3 = Very bad. Don’t waste your time.
2 = Terrible. Avoid it at all costs.
1 = Absolutely abysmal and irredeemable in all aspects. Might actually be entertaining it’s so utterly horrible, but more likely it’s just soul-depleting.

Thanks for accidentally stopping by!

Papillon

052: Comment la Terre devint ronde

Prisoners

Get Out

Dial M for Murder

Levelling, The

Deliverance

Mr. Mike’s Mondo Video

Beach Boys, The

 

032: Le Sang et les Hommes

Myths & Legends

About a Boy

 

458: Les Saints. Des êtres de chair et de ciel

Portnoy’s Complaint

Last Seduction, The

Slight Case of Murder, A

Bo Burnham: The Inside Outtakes

 

Amarcord

091 | The Catacombs: Life and Death in Early Christianity

Invisible Man, The

Altered States

Snoopy, Come Home

 

Minoan and Mycenaean Art

When She Was Good

 

12 Abbey Road

Just One of the Guys

010: Galilée: Le messager des étoiles

Living in Oblivion

Heaven Help Us

Workers Leaving The Lumière Factory in Lyon

413: La Biosphère: Notre terre vivante

Math Book, The

Histoire(s) du cinema

 

425: Jean Genet: Portrait d’un marginal exemplaire

Mars Attacks!

 

Color Me Obsessed: A Film About The Replacements