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Hello. It is I, Matt Brown… The one they call “Matt Brown.”

Who are you and what are you doing here? This is a website I created to keep track of my various collections: movies I’ve seen and want to see, and art books and albums I own. There’s no reason it should interest you except maybe to see the grades I assign to the movies and albums. If you are interested in that, for some reason, here is my grading system:

10 = This is as good as a work of art can get. You need to experience it if you care about art.
9 = This is excellent. Highly recommended.
8 = Very good. Worth seeking out.
7 = Solidly good. You won’t regret it.
6 = Better than most. Not a waste of time.
5 = Pretty bad. Possibly well-intentioned, but a failure.
4 = Bad. Skippable, despite a few positives.
3 = Very bad. Don’t waste your time.
2 = Terrible. Avoid it at all costs.
1 = Absolutely abysmal and irredeemable in all aspects. Might actually be entertaining it’s so utterly horrible, but more likely it’s just soul-depleting.

Thanks for accidentally stopping by!

Kicking & Screaming

Shortbus

 

Pee-wee as Himself

 

Big Fish

 

You Don’t Know Jack

Nothing Sacred

Nest, The

 

Baumbach, Noah

 

Notorious Bettie Page, The

 

Grown-Ups

 

Odyssey, The

 

Dreams

 

Truth About Cats & Dogs, The

 

Trainwreck

Heat

068 | The Armenians

Madagascar

 

Koyaanisqatsi

Sea of Love

Calibre

 

Fox and His Friends

Diaries, Notes, and Sketches

 

Bloody Nose, Empty Pockets

 

04 One Foot in the Grave

Hellenistic Sculpture

Key Largo

 

Presumed Innocent

261: L’institut de France. Le parlement des savants

Us

We’re All Going to the World’s Fair

 

Clay Pigeons

 

222: Un conservatoire pour les arts et métiers

All Is Lost

487: Les Dragons. Des monstres au pays des hommes

Chronicle of the Pharaohs

Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri