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Hello. It is I, Matt Brown… The one they call “Matt Brown.”

Who are you and what are you doing here? This is a website I created to keep track of my various collections: movies I’ve seen and want to see, and art books and albums I own. There’s no reason it should interest you except maybe to see the grades I assign to the movies and albums. If you are interested in that, for some reason, here is my grading system:

10 = This is as good as a work of art can get. You need to experience it if you care about art.
9 = This is excellent. Highly recommended.
8 = Very good. Worth seeking out.
7 = Solidly good. You won’t regret it.
6 = Better than most. Not a waste of time.
5 = Pretty bad. Possibly well-intentioned, but a failure.
4 = Bad. Skippable, despite a few positives.
3 = Very bad. Don’t waste your time.
2 = Terrible. Avoid it at all costs.
1 = Absolutely abysmal and irredeemable in all aspects. Might actually be entertaining it’s so utterly horrible, but more likely it’s just soul-depleting.

Thanks for accidentally stopping by!

401: La Vierge. Femme au visage divin

Bachelor Party

288: L’Invention du tourisme

Guest of Honour

 

Midnight Run

Lorax, The

Blue Jasmine

Scott Pilgrim vs. the World

Outsider Art

Family I Had, The

Career Girls

 

Sleeping with the Enemy

Tarantula

Boss Baby, The

Art Cinema

Whatever Happened to Baby Jane?

Murder by Numbers

 

Camille Claudel

 

Futile and Stupid Gesture, A

Dangerous Lives of Altar Boys, The

 

Sorcerer

 

Beach Boys, The

 

Rosie

 

Beaches

Round-Up, The

 

Source Family, The

255: Les Compagnons Ou L’Amour De LA Belle Ouvrage

Cloud-Capped Star, The

 

True Romance

Heavenly Creatures

Hard Truths

Planet of the Apes

571: Brassens: Le libertaire de la chanson

Road Games

 

Single Man, A

 

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