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Hello. It is I, Matt Brown… The one they call “Matt Brown.”

Who are you and what are you doing here? This is a website I created to keep track of my various collections: movies I’ve seen and want to see, and art books and albums I own. There’s no reason it should interest you except maybe to see the grades I assign to the movies and albums. If you are interested in that, for some reason, here is my grading system:

10 = This is as good as a work of art can get. You need to experience it if you care about art.
9 = This is excellent. Highly recommended.
8 = Very good. Worth seeking out.
7 = Solidly good. You won’t regret it.
6 = Better than most. Not a waste of time.
5 = Pretty bad. Possibly well-intentioned, but a failure.
4 = Bad. Skippable, despite a few positives.
3 = Very bad. Don’t waste your time.
2 = Terrible. Avoid it at all costs.
1 = Absolutely abysmal and irredeemable in all aspects. Might actually be entertaining it’s so utterly horrible, but more likely it’s just soul-depleting.

Thanks for accidentally stopping by!

Leave Her to Heaven

Blood Meridian, or, the Evening Redness in the West

 

Ils

 

Michelangelo

Siddhartha

 

Jesus Camp

 

Closet Monster

 

Madagascar 2: Escape 2 Africa

 

Sacred Tibet

Stanford Prison Experiment, The

Eye, The

 

Dunkirk

Flushed Away

 

Uncut Gems

Roman Polanski

Greenberg

Dragon: Nature of Spirit, Spirit of Nature, The

Notorious Bettie Page, The

 

Cats

 

My Bodyguard

 

Blue Jean

Beauty Mark

 

Vision Quest

Edvard Munch

 

Stolen Kisses

Django Unchained

Antoine and Colette

Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-Time, The

 

Days of Being Wild

 

076: Rembrandt: Master of the Portrait

Overnight, The

Miracle of Morgan’s Creek, The

Harrison, George

OWNED NEED

Date Night

Moose

005: A la conquête du Mont-Blanc