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Hello. It is I, Matt Brown… The one they call “Matt Brown.”

Who are you and what are you doing here? This is a website I created to keep track of my various collections: movies I’ve seen and want to see, and art books and albums I own. There’s no reason it should interest you except maybe to see the grades I assign to the movies and albums. If you are interested in that, for some reason, here is my grading system:

10 = This is as good as a work of art can get. You need to experience it if you care about art.
9 = This is excellent. Highly recommended.
8 = Very good. Worth seeking out.
7 = Solidly good. You won’t regret it.
6 = Better than most. Not a waste of time.
5 = Pretty bad. Possibly well-intentioned, but a failure.
4 = Bad. Skippable, despite a few positives.
3 = Very bad. Don’t waste your time.
2 = Terrible. Avoid it at all costs.
1 = Absolutely abysmal and irredeemable in all aspects. Might actually be entertaining it’s so utterly horrible, but more likely it’s just soul-depleting.

Thanks for accidentally stopping by!

Baby Driver

You Can Count On Me

 

Slumdog Millionaire

 

089 | The Sea Peoples: Warriors of the Ancient Mediterranean

Hustlers

 

Popeye

 

Malice

Racing with the Moon

Baby Doll

Swimming to Cambodia

Art Since 1960

Heathers

Decade Under the Influence, A

 

Mascots

Tarnation

 

Godspell

Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Squeakquel

 

In the Mouth of Madness

061: Versailles, château de la France et orgueil des rois

Cry for Help, A: The Tracey Thurman Story

Hyena

Bug’s Life, A

 

Outbreak

Specials, The

OWNED NEED

God Respects Us When We Work, But Loves Us When We Dance

Rolling Thunder Revue

Sunrise

Spirit

OWNED NEED

Cujo

 

Men, The

Au hasard Balthazar

236: La Shoah: L’impossible oubli

Irreconcilable Differences

Hugo

Mycenaeans, The

War of the Roses, The