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Hello. It is I, Matt Brown… The one they call “Matt Brown.”

Who are you and what are you doing here? This is a website I created to keep track of my various collections: movies I’ve seen and want to see, and art books and albums I own. There’s no reason it should interest you except maybe to see the grades I assign to the movies and albums. If you are interested in that, for some reason, here is my grading system:

10 = This is as good as a work of art can get. You need to experience it if you care about art.
9 = This is excellent. Highly recommended.
8 = Very good. Worth seeking out.
7 = Solidly good. You won’t regret it.
6 = Better than most. Not a waste of time.
5 = Pretty bad. Possibly well-intentioned, but a failure.
4 = Bad. Skippable, despite a few positives.
3 = Very bad. Don’t waste your time.
2 = Terrible. Avoid it at all costs.
1 = Absolutely abysmal and irredeemable in all aspects. Might actually be entertaining it’s so utterly horrible, but more likely it’s just soul-depleting.

Thanks for accidentally stopping by!

Girl 6

 

Frankenstein

War of the Roses, The

Mars Attacks!

 

Black Panther

Blood of a Poet, The

Towering Inferno, The

Obvious Child, The

 

Boxtrolls, The

Goldfish

Swimming

 

Cambridge Illustrated History of Medicine, The

Eno

 

131: Monet: The Ultimate Impressionist

Aftersun

 

Turn of the Screw, The

 

Oldboy

 

Mission: Impossible

Proof of Life

 

Zack and Miri Make a Porno

 

Midsommar

Coma

Devil in a Blue Dress

Tootsie

Jim & Andy: The Great Beyond

Sword of Trust

Splice

 

580: Les phares: Gardiens des côtes de France

250: The Golden Treasures of Troy: The Dream of Heinrich Schliemann

Keane

 

Lanthimos, Yorgos

 

Mikey and Nicky

Tiny: The Life of Erin Blackwell

 

Muriel’s Wedding

Side Effects

Japanese Cinema