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Hello. It is I, Matt Brown… The one they call “Matt Brown.”

Who are you and what are you doing here? This is a website I created to keep track of my various collections: movies I’ve seen and want to see, and art books and albums I own. There’s no reason it should interest you except maybe to see the grades I assign to the movies and albums. If you are interested in that, for some reason, here is my grading system:

10 = This is as good as a work of art can get. You need to experience it if you care about art.
9 = This is excellent. Highly recommended.
8 = Very good. Worth seeking out.
7 = Solidly good. You won’t regret it.
6 = Better than most. Not a waste of time.
5 = Pretty bad. Possibly well-intentioned, but a failure.
4 = Bad. Skippable, despite a few positives.
3 = Very bad. Don’t waste your time.
2 = Terrible. Avoid it at all costs.
1 = Absolutely abysmal and irredeemable in all aspects. Might actually be entertaining it’s so utterly horrible, but more likely it’s just soul-depleting.

Thanks for accidentally stopping by!

Pat and Mike

Burn!

Truth About Cats & Dogs, The

 

National Gallery, Washington, DC, The

Planes, Trains and Automobiles

Interior Design of the 20th Century

Entre Nous

Blue Valentine

Nocturnal Animals

Pawnbroker, The

Howard the Duck

Bugonia

 

024 | The Greeks Until Alexander

Light of Day

Misery

Trust

Joan Didion: The Center Will Not Hold

Sorry, Baby

 

Johnny Guitar

Hustlers

 

Old School

 

Kinks, The

OWNED NEED

Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-Time, The

 

Megamind

336: Diamonds and Precious Stones

Antonioni, Michelangelo

 

Fifth Element, The

 

Bob’s Burgers Movie, The

 

Garfield: A Tail of Two Kitties

 

How I Live Now

Driveways

D.O.A.

Made for Each Other

Natural History of the Senses, A

 

Bedtime Stories

 

Good Boy