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Hello. It is I, Matt Brown… The one they call “Matt Brown.”

Who are you and what are you doing here? This is a website I created to keep track of my various collections: movies I’ve seen and want to see, and art books and albums I own. There’s no reason it should interest you except maybe to see the grades I assign to the movies and albums. If you are interested in that, for some reason, here is my grading system:

10 = This is as good as a work of art can get. You need to experience it if you care about art.
9 = This is excellent. Highly recommended.
8 = Very good. Worth seeking out.
7 = Solidly good. You won’t regret it.
6 = Better than most. Not a waste of time.
5 = Pretty bad. Possibly well-intentioned, but a failure.
4 = Bad. Skippable, despite a few positives.
3 = Very bad. Don’t waste your time.
2 = Terrible. Avoid it at all costs.
1 = Absolutely abysmal and irredeemable in all aspects. Might actually be entertaining it’s so utterly horrible, but more likely it’s just soul-depleting.

Thanks for accidentally stopping by!

Fagen, Donald

OWNED NEED

Plague Dogs, The

Thin Blue Line, The

Man Who Would Be King, The

Amadeus

Young Einstein

Squid and the Whale, The

 

My Life

King Crimson

OWNED NEED

Pinky

070 | The Upper Amazon

Color of Money, The

 

Ossessione

 

Bitter Tears of Petra von Kant, The

Advise & Consent

Silent Movie

Lost Highway

 

Enola Holmes

 

050: Gandhi: The Power of Pacificism

Tale of Winter, A

Breaking Upwards

 

Body Art

SpongeBob SquarePants Movie, The

 

Beatles, The

OWNED () NEED ()

Bay, The

530: Henri Cartier-Bresson: Le tir photographique

Sisters

Horror of Dracula

Da Vinci Code, The

 

Sure Thing, The

013 | Brittany

My Dinner with Andre

Malice

Inside Llewyn Davis

Memories of Underdevelopment

 

Barry Lyndon