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Hello. It is I, Matt Brown… The one they call “Matt Brown.”

Who are you and what are you doing here? This is a website I created to keep track of my various collections: movies I’ve seen and want to see, and art books and albums I own. There’s no reason it should interest you except maybe to see the grades I assign to the movies and albums. If you are interested in that, for some reason, here is my grading system:

10 = This is as good as a work of art can get. You need to experience it if you care about art.
9 = This is excellent. Highly recommended.
8 = Very good. Worth seeking out.
7 = Solidly good. You won’t regret it.
6 = Better than most. Not a waste of time.
5 = Pretty bad. Possibly well-intentioned, but a failure.
4 = Bad. Skippable, despite a few positives.
3 = Very bad. Don’t waste your time.
2 = Terrible. Avoid it at all costs.
1 = Absolutely abysmal and irredeemable in all aspects. Might actually be entertaining it’s so utterly horrible, but more likely it’s just soul-depleting.

Thanks for accidentally stopping by!

Old Joy

 

108: Seurat: Le Rêve de l’art-science

We All Loved Each Other So Much

 

Megan

 

Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince

 

Lola Montès

Chinese Art

Searching for Bobby Fischer

274: L’Offensive rap

I Am a Sex Addict

 

Power of Nightmares, The

 

Home Sweet Home

 

We Are What We Are

Cry in the Dark, A

Alice in Wonderland

Juliet of the Spirits

 

Prometheus Bound

 

Malice

Monterey Pop

371: Hemingway. Portrait de l’artiste en guerrier blessé

Last Days

 

Call Me By Your Name

House is Black, The

 

Alice

Forget Paris

Andromeda Strain, The

Monsters University

Last Seduction, The

When the Wind Blows

 

Coda

 

Midnight Run

Classical Language of Architecture, The

Counterlife, The

 

Goodbye Solo

 

Something About Amelia

American Psycho