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Hello. It is I, Matt Brown… The one they call “Matt Brown.”

Who are you and what are you doing here? This is a website I created to keep track of my various collections: movies I’ve seen and want to see, and art books and albums I own. There’s no reason it should interest you except maybe to see the grades I assign to the movies and albums. If you are interested in that, for some reason, here is my grading system:

10 = This is as good as a work of art can get. You need to experience it if you care about art.
9 = This is excellent. Highly recommended.
8 = Very good. Worth seeking out.
7 = Solidly good. You won’t regret it.
6 = Better than most. Not a waste of time.
5 = Pretty bad. Possibly well-intentioned, but a failure.
4 = Bad. Skippable, despite a few positives.
3 = Very bad. Don’t waste your time.
2 = Terrible. Avoid it at all costs.
1 = Absolutely abysmal and irredeemable in all aspects. Might actually be entertaining it’s so utterly horrible, but more likely it’s just soul-depleting.

Thanks for accidentally stopping by!

Mr. Mike’s Mondo Video

Idolmaker, The

Secret Window

 

Real Life

Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian

 

Beatles Forever, The

One I Love, The

Mothra vs. Godzilla

National Lampoon’s European Vacation

441: Le Père-Lachaise. Au cœur du Paris des vivants et des morts

Walrus

It’s Pat: The Movie

My Son, My Son, What Have Ye Done

 

094 | Babylon

Il Postino

Sound of Metal

Bauhaus

Confessions of a Superhero

 

Star 80

Concepts of Modern Art

Books of the Dead: Manuals for Living and Dying

Honest Liar, An

Martin Scorsese: Interviews

How I Live Now

Wicker Man, The

 

Newman, Randy

OWNED NEED

Efficiency Expert, The

 

Visit from the Goon Squad, A

 

Human Behavior Experiments, The

What’s Eating Gilbert Grape?

Monsters vs. Aliens

 

Last Supper, The

Point Blank

 

Intolerable Cruelty

 

03 Extraordinary Machine

113 | The Incas