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Hello. It is I, Matt Brown… The one they call “Matt Brown.”

Who are you and what are you doing here? This is a website I created to keep track of my various collections: movies I’ve seen and want to see, and art books and albums I own. There’s no reason it should interest you except maybe to see the grades I assign to the movies and albums. If you are interested in that, for some reason, here is my grading system:

10 = This is as good as a work of art can get. You need to experience it if you care about art.
9 = This is excellent. Highly recommended.
8 = Very good. Worth seeking out.
7 = Solidly good. You won’t regret it.
6 = Better than most. Not a waste of time.
5 = Pretty bad. Possibly well-intentioned, but a failure.
4 = Bad. Skippable, despite a few positives.
3 = Very bad. Don’t waste your time.
2 = Terrible. Avoid it at all costs.
1 = Absolutely abysmal and irredeemable in all aspects. Might actually be entertaining it’s so utterly horrible, but more likely it’s just soul-depleting.

Thanks for accidentally stopping by!

Hurt Locker, The

 

Town, The

 

Drawing on the Artist Within

 

British Art Since 1900

Four Lions

Buñuel, Luis

 

Napoleon

 

Corey Haim: Me, Myself and I

Monty Python and the Holy Grail

Hidden Room, The

Dreamers, The

 

084 | The Bulgarians

Snoopy, Come Home

 

136: Guimard, L’Art nouveau

Wendy and Lucy

 

Moderns, The

Holdovers, The

 

Promising Young Woman

 

Basketball Diaries, The

Coen Brothers, The

 

336: Diamonds and Precious Stones

Miseducation of Cameron Post, The

It’s a Wonderful Life

Band Wagon, The

 

Fly

London Calling

235: Louis Pasteur: L’empire des microbes

Diary of a Teenage Girl, The

Thin

 

038: Easter Island: Mystery of the Stone Giants

War and Peace

Frank

 

Wicker Man, The

 

Tetris

 

Nocturnal Animals

Rossellini, Roberto