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Hello. It is I, Matt Brown… The one they call “Matt Brown.”

Who are you and what are you doing here? This is a website I created to keep track of my various collections: movies I’ve seen and want to see, and art books and albums I own. There’s no reason it should interest you except maybe to see the grades I assign to the movies and albums. If you are interested in that, for some reason, here is my grading system:

10 = This is as good as a work of art can get. You need to experience it if you care about art.
9 = This is excellent. Highly recommended.
8 = Very good. Worth seeking out.
7 = Solidly good. You won’t regret it.
6 = Better than most. Not a waste of time.
5 = Pretty bad. Possibly well-intentioned, but a failure.
4 = Bad. Skippable, despite a few positives.
3 = Very bad. Don’t waste your time.
2 = Terrible. Avoid it at all costs.
1 = Absolutely abysmal and irredeemable in all aspects. Might actually be entertaining it’s so utterly horrible, but more likely it’s just soul-depleting.

Thanks for accidentally stopping by!

Story of the Last Chrysanthemum, The

101: De Gaulle, pour mémoire

Beetlejuice

Alphabetic Labyrinth, The

Celtic Mysteries: The Ancient Religion

Journeys with George

 

After Stonewall

 

Close My Eyes

All These Creatures

 

Harakiri

 

Keaton, Buster

 

504: Buffon: La nature en majesté

Sexy Beast

 

329: Georges de La Tour: Histoire d’une redĂ©couverte

King of Kong: A Fistful of Quarters, The

 

Woman on the Beach, The

 

Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri

Losin’ It

138: La Perspective en jeu. Les dessous de l’image

Arrival

Untamed Heart

Tokyo Story

Elephant

 

Blob, The

Metropolis

Anna Karenina

 

Lighthouse, The

 

Joni Mitchell Songbook, Complete Volume, No. 2

265: The Irish Famine

Let the Right One In

 

Amusement Park, The

 

Finding North

 

Me and You and Everyone We Know

 

All That Jazz

Shield of Heracles

 

Something’s Gotta Give