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Hello. It is I, Matt Brown… The one they call “Matt Brown.”

Who are you and what are you doing here? This is a website I created to keep track of my various collections: movies I’ve seen and want to see, and art books and albums I own. There’s no reason it should interest you except maybe to see the grades I assign to the movies and albums. If you are interested in that, for some reason, here is my grading system:

10 = This is as good as a work of art can get. You need to experience it if you care about art.
9 = This is excellent. Highly recommended.
8 = Very good. Worth seeking out.
7 = Solidly good. You won’t regret it.
6 = Better than most. Not a waste of time.
5 = Pretty bad. Possibly well-intentioned, but a failure.
4 = Bad. Skippable, despite a few positives.
3 = Very bad. Don’t waste your time.
2 = Terrible. Avoid it at all costs.
1 = Absolutely abysmal and irredeemable in all aspects. Might actually be entertaining it’s so utterly horrible, but more likely it’s just soul-depleting.

Thanks for accidentally stopping by!

Forgetting Sarah Marshall

 

Cosmopolis

Mean Streets

280: Internet: Le monde en réseau

Gingerbread Man, The

 

Help!

Last Days

 

Casper

Dreamscape

Like Water for Chocolate

259: Nos ancêtres les Romains

042 | The Medes and Persians

Kiss Me Deadly

Elephant

Driving Miss Daisy

366: L’Inquisition: Rempart de la foi ?

Topsy-Turvy

Hannah Arendt

Love, Simon

Flaming Creatures

 

Amsterdam

Two Jakes, The

 

Sufi: Expressions of the Mystic Quest

Looking for Comedy in the Muslim World

 

Titanic

 

Insider, The

 

Make Up

 

Red Balloon, The

 

I Saw the TV Glow

 

Misery Loves Comedy

 

Basic History of Art, A

Into the Woods

Sex Is Comedy

 

Tabu: A Story of the South Seas

 

Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs

 

Shining, The