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Hello. It is I, Matt Brown… The one they call “Matt Brown.”

Who are you and what are you doing here? This is a website I created to keep track of my various collections: movies I’ve seen and want to see, and art books and albums I own. There’s no reason it should interest you except maybe to see the grades I assign to the movies and albums. If you are interested in that, for some reason, here is my grading system:

10 = This is as good as a work of art can get. You need to experience it if you care about art.
9 = This is excellent. Highly recommended.
8 = Very good. Worth seeking out.
7 = Solidly good. You won’t regret it.
6 = Better than most. Not a waste of time.
5 = Pretty bad. Possibly well-intentioned, but a failure.
4 = Bad. Skippable, despite a few positives.
3 = Very bad. Don’t waste your time.
2 = Terrible. Avoid it at all costs.
1 = Absolutely abysmal and irredeemable in all aspects. Might actually be entertaining it’s so utterly horrible, but more likely it’s just soul-depleting.

Thanks for accidentally stopping by!

Last Station, The

 

Naked States

 

Man Who Shot Liberty Valance, The

Raphael

8mm

 

Monsters: A Bestiary of the Bizarre

Stanley & Iris

340: Lewis Carroll in Wonderland: The Life and Times of Alice and Her Creator

Red Rocket

 

Rewind

Lion King, The

Maltese Falcon, The

 

Myth of the American Sleepover, The

Old Joy

 

Paranormal Activity

 

Complete Roman Legions, The

Murphy’s Romance

026: The Sky: Mystery, Magic, and Myth

World’s End, The

Basic Effects and Processors

New East: Design and Style in Asia, The

Tree of Life, The

I Used to Be Darker

SpongeBob SquarePants Movie, The

 

Peeping Tom

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2

Me and You and Everyone We Know

 

Battle of the Sexes

Trial, The

 

Private Function, A

Last Summer in the Hamptons

Roman Art and Architecture

Illustrated Man, The

04 The Idler Wheel…

Lion

Listen to Britain