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Hello. It is I, Matt Brown… The one they call “Matt Brown.”

Who are you and what are you doing here? This is a website I created to keep track of my various collections: movies I’ve seen and want to see, and art books and albums I own. There’s no reason it should interest you except maybe to see the grades I assign to the movies and albums. If you are interested in that, for some reason, here is my grading system:

10 = This is as good as a work of art can get. You need to experience it if you care about art.
9 = This is excellent. Highly recommended.
8 = Very good. Worth seeking out.
7 = Solidly good. You won’t regret it.
6 = Better than most. Not a waste of time.
5 = Pretty bad. Possibly well-intentioned, but a failure.
4 = Bad. Skippable, despite a few positives.
3 = Very bad. Don’t waste your time.
2 = Terrible. Avoid it at all costs.
1 = Absolutely abysmal and irredeemable in all aspects. Might actually be entertaining it’s so utterly horrible, but more likely it’s just soul-depleting.

Thanks for accidentally stopping by!

Eastern Promises

 

Grin Without a Cat, A

Side Effects

Little Hours, The

Sleepwalk with Me

Notes on a Scandal

 

Imperial China

Greetings

 

100: Le Roman vrai de l’Encyclopédie

430: Les Guerres d’Italie: Des batailles pour l’Europe (1494-1559)

Moonlight

World’s Greatest Dad

 

Big Deal on Madonna Street

 

Aviator, The

 

228: A table! La fête gastronomique

Cedar Rapids

Hotel Coolgardie

 

460: La Libye antique

Rodan

Best Boy

History of Film

Pre-Raphaelites

Mad Max: Fury Road

 

312: Gustave Moreau: Magic and Symbols

Forgiving Dr. Mengele

 

477: Mélancolie: Les métamorphoses de la dépression

01 License to Ill

Moonraker

City of God

 

Experimenter

About a Boy

 

Science Book, The

Naked Island, The

 

247: Les Ateliers du 7ᵉ art. 2. Après le clap

Bringing Up Baby

Day of Wrath