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Hello. It is I, Matt Brown… The one they call “Matt Brown.”

Who are you and what are you doing here? This is a website I created to keep track of my various collections: movies I’ve seen and want to see, and art books and albums I own. There’s no reason it should interest you except maybe to see the grades I assign to the movies and albums. If you are interested in that, for some reason, here is my grading system:

10 = This is as good as a work of art can get. You need to experience it if you care about art.
9 = This is excellent. Highly recommended.
8 = Very good. Worth seeking out.
7 = Solidly good. You won’t regret it.
6 = Better than most. Not a waste of time.
5 = Pretty bad. Possibly well-intentioned, but a failure.
4 = Bad. Skippable, despite a few positives.
3 = Very bad. Don’t waste your time.
2 = Terrible. Avoid it at all costs.
1 = Absolutely abysmal and irredeemable in all aspects. Might actually be entertaining it’s so utterly horrible, but more likely it’s just soul-depleting.

Thanks for accidentally stopping by!

Mamma Roma

Biloxi Blues

Blues Brothers, The

090: Ils inventèrent le Nouveau Monde. William Penn et les Quakers

A.I.: Artificial Intelligence

 

Costume and Fashion: A Concise History

061 | Spain and Portugal: The Prehistory of the Iberian Peninsula

Terms of Endearment

Walking Out

 

089: Les Étrusques: La fin d’un mystère?

Man of Aran

 

King Kong

Body Double

Frozen

Jazz

Trouble in Paradise

Murders in the Rue Morgue

Seventy Wonders of China, The

275: Le Front populaire: La vie est à nous

Confidentially Yours

 

Oklahoma City

 

Turner and Hooch

van Gogh

8 Mile

 

Hedwig and the Angry Inch

 

Diary of a Country Priest

 

Ape

Taps

Close My Eyes

Prick Up Your Ears

Commune

 

Babe

Man Walking Around A Corner

013: The Vikings: Lord of the Seas

Train to Busan

 

Picasso