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Hello. It is I, Matt Brown… The one they call “Matt Brown.”

Who are you and what are you doing here? This is a website I created to keep track of my various collections: movies I’ve seen and want to see, and art books and albums I own. There’s no reason it should interest you except maybe to see the grades I assign to the movies and albums. If you are interested in that, for some reason, here is my grading system:

10 = This is as good as a work of art can get. You need to experience it if you care about art.
9 = This is excellent. Highly recommended.
8 = Very good. Worth seeking out.
7 = Solidly good. You won’t regret it.
6 = Better than most. Not a waste of time.
5 = Pretty bad. Possibly well-intentioned, but a failure.
4 = Bad. Skippable, despite a few positives.
3 = Very bad. Don’t waste your time.
2 = Terrible. Avoid it at all costs.
1 = Absolutely abysmal and irredeemable in all aspects. Might actually be entertaining it’s so utterly horrible, but more likely it’s just soul-depleting.

Thanks for accidentally stopping by!

47 Ronin, The

 

Odyssey, The

 

Philosophy Book, The

Bride of Frankenstein

Maya, The

Life of Oharu, The

 

Cast Away

 

Shutter Island

Echo Park

Bait

Trouble with Harry, The

Zombieland

 

White Noise

 

Four Weddings and a Funeral

Arsenic and Old Lace

Twin Falls Idaho

 

Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse

 

380: France, terre d’immigration

Barbarian

 

Portrait of a Lady on Fire

Beau Travail

Gods Must Be Crazy, The

Cats

 

Karate Kid III, The

Mirror, The

 

322: Fernand Léger. Peindre la vie moderne

Chronicle of the Pharaohs

307: Qui sommes-nous? Les rencontres philosophiques de l’Unesco

Portrait of Jennie

No Highway in the Sky

Menu, The

 

Impressionism

Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-Time, The

 

280: Internet: Le monde en réseau

Double Life of Veronique, The

Napoleon Dynamite