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Hello. It is I, Matt Brown… The one they call “Matt Brown.”

Who are you and what are you doing here? This is a website I created to keep track of my various collections: movies I’ve seen and want to see, and art books and albums I own. There’s no reason it should interest you except maybe to see the grades I assign to the movies and albums. If you are interested in that, for some reason, here is my grading system:

10 = This is as good as a work of art can get. You need to experience it if you care about art.
9 = This is excellent. Highly recommended.
8 = Very good. Worth seeking out.
7 = Solidly good. You won’t regret it.
6 = Better than most. Not a waste of time.
5 = Pretty bad. Possibly well-intentioned, but a failure.
4 = Bad. Skippable, despite a few positives.
3 = Very bad. Don’t waste your time.
2 = Terrible. Avoid it at all costs.
1 = Absolutely abysmal and irredeemable in all aspects. Might actually be entertaining it’s so utterly horrible, but more likely it’s just soul-depleting.

Thanks for accidentally stopping by!

091: Newton: The Father of Modern Astronomy

Falling Down

Bird

 

Man Who Would Be King, The

Vigo, Jean

 

Breeders, The

OWNED NEED

Mothra

Pixies

OWNED NEED

Peter Hujar’s Day

Big Book of Freaks, The

 

All Is Lost

Temple: Meeting Place of Heaven and Earth, The

Jane Eyre

 

Dig!

 

Made in England: The Films of Powell and Pressburger

Boudu Saved from Drowning

Seventy Wonders of China, The

Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers, The

 

Saint Frances

Close My Eyes

Grin Without a Cat, A

Brokedown Palace

 

Winnebago Man

 

The Metamorphosis

Metamorphosis, The

 

Romy and Michele’s High School Reunion

 

Wolf of Snow Hollow, The

Closer

 

Movie, A

 

Six Degrees of Separation

Thames and Hudson Dictionary of Art Terms, The

Les Maîtres fous

 

Double Indemnity

 

Green Room, The

Cambridge Illustrated History of Archaeology, The

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

Star Trek: First Contact