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Hello. It is I, Matt Brown… The one they call “Matt Brown.”

Who are you and what are you doing here? This is a website I created to keep track of my various collections: movies I’ve seen and want to see, and art books and albums I own. There’s no reason it should interest you except maybe to see the grades I assign to the movies and albums. If you are interested in that, for some reason, here is my grading system:

10 = This is as good as a work of art can get. You need to experience it if you care about art.
9 = This is excellent. Highly recommended.
8 = Very good. Worth seeking out.
7 = Solidly good. You won’t regret it.
6 = Better than most. Not a waste of time.
5 = Pretty bad. Possibly well-intentioned, but a failure.
4 = Bad. Skippable, despite a few positives.
3 = Very bad. Don’t waste your time.
2 = Terrible. Avoid it at all costs.
1 = Absolutely abysmal and irredeemable in all aspects. Might actually be entertaining it’s so utterly horrible, but more likely it’s just soul-depleting.

Thanks for accidentally stopping by!

Ammonite

 

Exploring the World of the Druids

Xala

 

Basquiat

 

Passenger, The

Shaman, The

My Life as a Dog

 

Alan Partridge

453: Dali: Master of Fantasies

051 | The Georgians

Killer of Sheep

Manet

Me and You and Everyone We Know

 

Sardine

Murder by Numbers

 

316: Appelés en guerre d’Algérie

My Night at Maud’s

11 Yellow Submarine

Beatles, The

 

Third Man, The

 

009 | Wessex Before the Celts

Young Girls of Rochefort, The

 

To Be or Not to Be

Along Came Polly

 

Wilson, Brian

OWNED NEED

Salvatore Giuliano

 

Strawberry Mansion

 

OJ: Made in America

Fletch

Notes on Blindness

 

45 Years

Owl

109 | Angkor and the Khmer Civilization

Nudes: 1000 Masterpieces of Painting

Blackfish

Murphy’s Romance