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Hello. It is I, Matt Brown… The one they call “Matt Brown.”

Who are you and what are you doing here? This is a website I created to keep track of my various collections: movies I’ve seen and want to see, and art books and albums I own. There’s no reason it should interest you except maybe to see the grades I assign to the movies and albums. If you are interested in that, for some reason, here is my grading system:

10 = This is as good as a work of art can get. You need to experience it if you care about art.
9 = This is excellent. Highly recommended.
8 = Very good. Worth seeking out.
7 = Solidly good. You won’t regret it.
6 = Better than most. Not a waste of time.
5 = Pretty bad. Possibly well-intentioned, but a failure.
4 = Bad. Skippable, despite a few positives.
3 = Very bad. Don’t waste your time.
2 = Terrible. Avoid it at all costs.
1 = Absolutely abysmal and irredeemable in all aspects. Might actually be entertaining it’s so utterly horrible, but more likely it’s just soul-depleting.

Thanks for accidentally stopping by!

Limite

 

Downfall

 

Water Engine, The

Somersault

 

Casino

Swallow

Home

Notes on a Scandal

 

Arrival of a Train at La Ciotat Station, The

369: Le Papier: Une aventure au quotidien

Funny People

 

578: Casanova: Histoire de sa vie

Art and Architecture in Mexico

‘Salem’s Lot

 

374: Une autre histoire des religions, tome 2: Le Dieu du croissant fertile

Beau Is Afraid

 

Incredibles, The

 

Network

 

287: Francis Bacon: Painter of a Dark Vision

Somewhere

 

Memories of Underdevelopment

 

Beginners

 

Mighty Joe Young

Infinity Pool

Alice in Wonderland

Thin

 

Alien: Covenant

118: Mummies: A Voyage Through History

Liv & Ingmar

Prints of the 20th Century

Swiss Army Man

Dark Days

 

Cat’s Cradle

 

Syndromes and a Century

 

Cow

Athenian Red Figure Vases: The Classical Period