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Hello. It is I, Matt Brown… The one they call “Matt Brown.”

Who are you and what are you doing here? This is a website I created to keep track of my various collections: movies I’ve seen and want to see, and art books and albums I own. There’s no reason it should interest you except maybe to see the grades I assign to the movies and albums. If you are interested in that, for some reason, here is my grading system:

10 = This is as good as a work of art can get. You need to experience it if you care about art.
9 = This is excellent. Highly recommended.
8 = Very good. Worth seeking out.
7 = Solidly good. You won’t regret it.
6 = Better than most. Not a waste of time.
5 = Pretty bad. Possibly well-intentioned, but a failure.
4 = Bad. Skippable, despite a few positives.
3 = Very bad. Don’t waste your time.
2 = Terrible. Avoid it at all costs.
1 = Absolutely abysmal and irredeemable in all aspects. Might actually be entertaining it’s so utterly horrible, but more likely it’s just soul-depleting.

Thanks for accidentally stopping by!

Adults, The

 

Lolita

 

Fly II, The

Come Back to the 5 & Dime, Jimmy Dean, Jimmy Dean

Good Mother, The

4 Months, 3 Weeks and 2 Days

 

Boss Baby, The

J. Edgar

History Book, The

Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian

 

Melancholia

Seventy Wonders of the Modern World, The

Blackfish

Pat Garrett & Billy the Kid

Celia

 

Rocky Horror Picture Show, The

Grown-Ups

 

Sullivan’s Travels

Story of Measurement, The

Carpenter, John

 

Junebug

 

One Nation Under God

Pumpkin Eater, The

093: The Life and Lore of the Elephant

054 | The Picts

Funny Games

 

Housebound

 

Grave of the Fireflies

England and Wales

Magnificent Ambersons, The

Street of Shame

 

Blaze

Leigh, Mike

 

Central Station

 

Anderson, Laurie

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