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Hello. It is I, Matt Brown… The one they call “Matt Brown.”

Who are you and what are you doing here? This is a website I created to keep track of my various collections: movies I’ve seen and want to see, and art books and albums I own. There’s no reason it should interest you except maybe to see the grades I assign to the movies and albums. If you are interested in that, for some reason, here is my grading system:

10 = This is as good as a work of art can get. You need to experience it if you care about art.
9 = This is excellent. Highly recommended.
8 = Very good. Worth seeking out.
7 = Solidly good. You won’t regret it.
6 = Better than most. Not a waste of time.
5 = Pretty bad. Possibly well-intentioned, but a failure.
4 = Bad. Skippable, despite a few positives.
3 = Very bad. Don’t waste your time.
2 = Terrible. Avoid it at all costs.
1 = Absolutely abysmal and irredeemable in all aspects. Might actually be entertaining it’s so utterly horrible, but more likely it’s just soul-depleting.

Thanks for accidentally stopping by!

Bernard and Doris

 

Let Me In

Return to Waterloo

Mac and Me

171: L’Heure du grand passage: Chronique de la mort

087 | The Eskimos and Aleuts

116: Magnificat: Jean-Sébastien Bach, Le Cantor

Breathless

 

Anderson, Wes

 

Fast, Cheap & Out of Control

   

103 | Celtic Britain

Testament of Orpheus, The

Nico and Dani

 

Manhattan Murder Mystery

Quills

 

Easy Riders, Raging Bulls: How the Sex, Drugs and Rock ‘N’ Roll Generation Saved Hollywood

 

United 93

 

Eephus

 

Red Balloon, The

 

Anne Hooper’s Kama Sutra

Mary Cassatt

Woman on the Beach, The

 

Inherit the Wind

David Lynch: Someone Is in My House

Athanasius Kircher: A Renaissance Man and the Quest for Lost Knowledge

All About My Mother

Beach Rats

 

Gabriel, Peter

OWNED NEED

Being There

 

Who’s Who

 

Through a Glass Darkly

Door in the Floor, The

 

Intimacy

 

Bad Timing

Weezer

OWNED NEED

Jane