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Hello. It is I, Matt Brown… The one they call “Matt Brown.”

Who are you and what are you doing here? This is a website I created to keep track of my various collections: movies I’ve seen and want to see, and art books and albums I own. There’s no reason it should interest you except maybe to see the grades I assign to the movies and albums. If you are interested in that, for some reason, here is my grading system:

10 = This is as good as a work of art can get. You need to experience it if you care about art.
9 = This is excellent. Highly recommended.
8 = Very good. Worth seeking out.
7 = Solidly good. You won’t regret it.
6 = Better than most. Not a waste of time.
5 = Pretty bad. Possibly well-intentioned, but a failure.
4 = Bad. Skippable, despite a few positives.
3 = Very bad. Don’t waste your time.
2 = Terrible. Avoid it at all costs.
1 = Absolutely abysmal and irredeemable in all aspects. Might actually be entertaining it’s so utterly horrible, but more likely it’s just soul-depleting.

Thanks for accidentally stopping by!

Outlaw Josey Wales, The

All About Eve

 

414: The Invention of Photography

Escape from Tomorrow

Coming Home

Longest Yard, The

Little Miss Sunshine

 

Conrack

Darkness Visible: A Memoir of Madness

 

Indie Game

Shortbus

 

Audition

 

Strike

 

Visiting Mrs Nabokov and Other Excursions

 

Dogville

 

Umbrellas of Cherbourg, The

 

Fear Strikes Out

Killers, The

Senso

 

Toulouse-Lautrec

It Happened One Night

 

African Art

In the Mood for Love

 

360: The Search for Ancient China

413: La Biosphère: Notre terre vivante

Runaways, The

Lolita

 

Wolf

Apocalypse Now

039 | The Mycenaeans

Fagen, Donald

OWNED NEED

Ghost Town

 

Pearl

 

Heaven Can Wait

Leaving Neverland

Aftersun