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Hello. It is I, Matt Brown… The one they call “Matt Brown.”

Who are you and what are you doing here? This is a website I created to keep track of my various collections: movies I’ve seen and want to see, and art books and albums I own. There’s no reason it should interest you except maybe to see the grades I assign to the movies and albums. If you are interested in that, for some reason, here is my grading system:

10 = This is as good as a work of art can get. You need to experience it if you care about art.
9 = This is excellent. Highly recommended.
8 = Very good. Worth seeking out.
7 = Solidly good. You won’t regret it.
6 = Better than most. Not a waste of time.
5 = Pretty bad. Possibly well-intentioned, but a failure.
4 = Bad. Skippable, despite a few positives.
3 = Very bad. Don’t waste your time.
2 = Terrible. Avoid it at all costs.
1 = Absolutely abysmal and irredeemable in all aspects. Might actually be entertaining it’s so utterly horrible, but more likely it’s just soul-depleting.

Thanks for accidentally stopping by!

Encyclopedia of Music, The

Rose Plays Julie

 

Mimic

 

Tiny Furniture

Affair to Remember, An

Beware of Mr. Baker

Only Angels Have Wings

 

Hairdresser’s Husband, The

 

Room, The

Chuck Berry Hail! Hail! Rock ‘n’ Roll

Love at First Bite

Way Way Back, The

Point of Order!

480: L’archéologie: Entre science et passion

Like Water for Chocolate

Willard and His Bowling Trophies

 

City of Sadness, A

 

079 | Central Asia: Turkmenia before the Achaemenids

Brooklyn

Class

Social Network, The

Chocolat

 

Mean Streets

Jezebel

437: Le Vin. Une histoire de goût

Eating Raoul

Mary Shelley’s Frankenstein

Terminator 2: Judgment Day

Donnie Darko

 

Sing Street

 

Shock Corridor

All My Friends Hate Me

Into the Abyss

Seurat

Cocaine: One Man’s Seduction

Born Rich