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Hello. It is I, Matt Brown… The one they call “Matt Brown.”

Who are you and what are you doing here? This is a website I created to keep track of my various collections: movies I’ve seen and want to see, and art books and albums I own. There’s no reason it should interest you except maybe to see the grades I assign to the movies and albums. If you are interested in that, for some reason, here is my grading system:

10 = This is as good as a work of art can get. You need to experience it if you care about art.
9 = This is excellent. Highly recommended.
8 = Very good. Worth seeking out.
7 = Solidly good. You won’t regret it.
6 = Better than most. Not a waste of time.
5 = Pretty bad. Possibly well-intentioned, but a failure.
4 = Bad. Skippable, despite a few positives.
3 = Very bad. Don’t waste your time.
2 = Terrible. Avoid it at all costs.
1 = Absolutely abysmal and irredeemable in all aspects. Might actually be entertaining it’s so utterly horrible, but more likely it’s just soul-depleting.

Thanks for accidentally stopping by!

Stand by Me

Dune

 

036 | The Iberians

Rio Bravo

Witch, The

Guest of Honour

 

Nowhere Boy

 

British Art Since 1900

But I’m a Cheerleader

 

Small Axe: Lover’s Rock

 

Fast Food Nation

 

Pan-American Exposition by Night

 

World According to Garp, The

Who Is Julia?

Scout, The

126: The Age of Shakespeare

Parquet Courts

OWNED () NEED ()

The Clash

Prague

One-Eyed Jacks

Ninotchka

Mr. Death: The Rise and Fall of Fred A. Leuchter, Jr.

 

Foolish Wives

 

Day of the Dead

Morvern Callar

 

Doors, The

007 | The Etruscans

Different Man, A

 

Faces

 

Au Revoir les Enfants

Who’s Who

 

Haunting, The

 

Free Guy

 

Drowning Pool, The

 

Taxi Driver

Possibly in Michigan