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Hello. It is I, Matt Brown… The one they call “Matt Brown.”

Who are you and what are you doing here? This is a website I created to keep track of my various collections: movies I’ve seen and want to see, and art books and albums I own. There’s no reason it should interest you except maybe to see the grades I assign to the movies and albums. If you are interested in that, for some reason, here is my grading system:

10 = This is as good as a work of art can get. You need to experience it if you care about art.
9 = This is excellent. Highly recommended.
8 = Very good. Worth seeking out.
7 = Solidly good. You won’t regret it.
6 = Better than most. Not a waste of time.
5 = Pretty bad. Possibly well-intentioned, but a failure.
4 = Bad. Skippable, despite a few positives.
3 = Very bad. Don’t waste your time.
2 = Terrible. Avoid it at all costs.
1 = Absolutely abysmal and irredeemable in all aspects. Might actually be entertaining it’s so utterly horrible, but more likely it’s just soul-depleting.

Thanks for accidentally stopping by!

Jesus of Montreal

Haneke, Michael

 

Escape from Tomorrow

Rocco and His Brothers

 

Girl 27

 

465: Construire, équiper, aménager: La France, de ponts en chaussées

Expressionists, The

Almost Famous

 

Route of the Mayas, The

Walkabout

Super High Me

 

Education, An

 

Mystery Road

 

Under the Roofs of Paris

 

Sweet Smell of Success

Fatal Attraction

Exploring the World of the Pharaohs

Disappearance of Shere Hite, The

 

Hi, Mom!

131: Monet: The Ultimate Impressionist

Women, Art and Society

085: Nouvelle-Calédonie: Vers l’émancipation

Casual Sex?

God Bless You, Mr. Rosewater

 

Shiva Baby

 

Turkish Delight

 

Bananas

Avatar

Sound of Music, The

004 | Denmark Before the Vikings

Supergrass

OWNED NEED

Wit

 

Left Behind III: World at War

 

Aparajito

 

Hot Tub Time Machine

Sunrise