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Hello. It is I, Matt Brown… The one they call “Matt Brown.”

Who are you and what are you doing here? This is a website I created to keep track of my various collections: movies I’ve seen and want to see, and art books and albums I own. There’s no reason it should interest you except maybe to see the grades I assign to the movies and albums. If you are interested in that, for some reason, here is my grading system:

10 = This is as good as a work of art can get. You need to experience it if you care about art.
9 = This is excellent. Highly recommended.
8 = Very good. Worth seeking out.
7 = Solidly good. You won’t regret it.
6 = Better than most. Not a waste of time.
5 = Pretty bad. Possibly well-intentioned, but a failure.
4 = Bad. Skippable, despite a few positives.
3 = Very bad. Don’t waste your time.
2 = Terrible. Avoid it at all costs.
1 = Absolutely abysmal and irredeemable in all aspects. Might actually be entertaining it’s so utterly horrible, but more likely it’s just soul-depleting.

Thanks for accidentally stopping by!

Conrack

Gates of Heaven

 

Katy Lied

Hard Day’s Night, A

Bad News Bears in Breaking Training, The

Pontypool

 

Siege: The First Eight Years of an Autistic Child, The

 

God Who Wasn’t There, The

 

Don’t Drink the Water

Killers, The

Alien Nation

Ancient Egypt

Place in the Sun, A

Rachel Papers, The

 

Truth About Cats & Dogs, The

 

Playboy Interviews with John Lennon and Yoko Ono, The

Heaven Knows What

Jumanji: The Next Level

Sure Thing, The

115: Story of Jazz: Bop and Beyond

Heiress, The

Bergman Island

 

Pather Panchali

Something Happened

 

Chicken Run

 

Green Room, The

Serpico

Mother India

 

359: “Ciel, mon mari !” Le Théâtre de boulevard

Seville and Andalusia

Wall•E

 

Guilty by Suspicion

Smích a plác

 

Coen Brothers, The

 

Mars Attacks!

 

Lost and Delirious