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Hello. It is I, Matt Brown… The one they call “Matt Brown.”

Who are you and what are you doing here? This is a website I created to keep track of my various collections: movies I’ve seen and want to see, and art books and albums I own. There’s no reason it should interest you except maybe to see the grades I assign to the movies and albums. If you are interested in that, for some reason, here is my grading system:

10 = This is as good as a work of art can get. You need to experience it if you care about art.
9 = This is excellent. Highly recommended.
8 = Very good. Worth seeking out.
7 = Solidly good. You won’t regret it.
6 = Better than most. Not a waste of time.
5 = Pretty bad. Possibly well-intentioned, but a failure.
4 = Bad. Skippable, despite a few positives.
3 = Very bad. Don’t waste your time.
2 = Terrible. Avoid it at all costs.
1 = Absolutely abysmal and irredeemable in all aspects. Might actually be entertaining it’s so utterly horrible, but more likely it’s just soul-depleting.

Thanks for accidentally stopping by!

Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs

 

Wreck-It Ralph

Experts, The

Oddity

My Dinner with Hervé

Magic Bricks

 

Big Shave, The

 

Little Miss Sunshine

 

Studio 54

Design Since 1945

Lantana

 

Party’s Just Beginning, The

224: Gaumont: Un siècle de cinéma

Throne of Blood

 

Germany Year Zero

The Clash: Westway to the World

 

Ghost

Half Nelson

 

Ride the High Country

098: Au Néolithique: Les Premiers Paysans du monde

High Fidelity

 

Death of Mr. Lazarescu, The

 

Symbolist Art

Babel

 

013 | Brittany

Star Wars: Episode VI – Return of the Jedi

Rosemary’s Baby

409: Saladin: Le Sultan chevalier

Something About Amelia

059 | The Parthians

Hardy, Françoise

OWNED NEED

Arabian Nights

 

Megamind

Hereditary

 

Madeline’s Madeline

Wanda