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Hello. It is I, Matt Brown… The one they call “Matt Brown.”

Who are you and what are you doing here? This is a website I created to keep track of my various collections: movies I’ve seen and want to see, and art books and albums I own. There’s no reason it should interest you except maybe to see the grades I assign to the movies and albums. If you are interested in that, for some reason, here is my grading system:

10 = This is as good as a work of art can get. You need to experience it if you care about art.
9 = This is excellent. Highly recommended.
8 = Very good. Worth seeking out.
7 = Solidly good. You won’t regret it.
6 = Better than most. Not a waste of time.
5 = Pretty bad. Possibly well-intentioned, but a failure.
4 = Bad. Skippable, despite a few positives.
3 = Very bad. Don’t waste your time.
2 = Terrible. Avoid it at all costs.
1 = Absolutely abysmal and irredeemable in all aspects. Might actually be entertaining it’s so utterly horrible, but more likely it’s just soul-depleting.

Thanks for accidentally stopping by!

Wet Leg

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Tremors

Another Round

 

Treasure of the Sierra Madre, The

Autopsy of Jane Doe, The

 

Mimic

 

Revenant, The

Dead Man

My Cousin Vinny

Tangerine

 

Aztec Camera

OWNED NEED

Before and After Science

044: Rodin: Hands of Genius

Funny Girl

Witches, The

 

Blue Sunshine

Star Wars: The Last Jedi

Chelsea Girls

 

Steely Dan

OWNED NEED

Mister Wonderful

 

Psych: The Movie

Spies

 

Oasis: Supersonic

Gimme Shelter

Hindu Vision: Forms of the Formless, The

City Lights

Megamind

Turning Point, The

Dressed to Kill

Pre-Christian Ireland

I Am a Sex Addict

 

Misfits, The

Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs

 

Penda’s Fen

 

In America

 

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