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Hello. It is I, Matt Brown… The one they call “Matt Brown.”

Who are you and what are you doing here? This is a website I created to keep track of my various collections: movies I’ve seen and want to see, and art books and albums I own. There’s no reason it should interest you except maybe to see the grades I assign to the movies and albums. If you are interested in that, for some reason, here is my grading system:

10 = This is as good as a work of art can get. You need to experience it if you care about art.
9 = This is excellent. Highly recommended.
8 = Very good. Worth seeking out.
7 = Solidly good. You won’t regret it.
6 = Better than most. Not a waste of time.
5 = Pretty bad. Possibly well-intentioned, but a failure.
4 = Bad. Skippable, despite a few positives.
3 = Very bad. Don’t waste your time.
2 = Terrible. Avoid it at all costs.
1 = Absolutely abysmal and irredeemable in all aspects. Might actually be entertaining it’s so utterly horrible, but more likely it’s just soul-depleting.

Thanks for accidentally stopping by!

Goat

Baxter

Double Life of Veronique, The

Dali

480: L’archéologie: Entre science et passion

Prophets Prey

 

La Strada

093: The Life and Lore of the Elephant

Hugh Hefner: Once Upon a Time

Fool for Love and Other Plays

 

We’re No Angels

David Cross: The Pride is Back!

 

398: La science-fiction, aux frontières de l’homme

Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil

 

House

342: 24 heures en France: Portrait insolite de la France et des Français

El Bruto

Viking Art

Sorry to Bother You

Echo in the Canyon

Chocolate War, The

Craft Traditions of the World

Glass Menagerie, The

 

Classical Music

Night Shift

 

That Was Then… This Is Now

Goodfellas

Short Term 12

Frances

Confessions of a Porn Addict

 

Seventy Great Journeys in History, The

13 Wild Honey

Poor Things

 

041: Mozart: From Child Prodigy to Tragic Hero

Sirens

Tangerine