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Hello. It is I, Matt Brown… The one they call “Matt Brown.”

Who are you and what are you doing here? This is a website I created to keep track of my various collections: movies I’ve seen and want to see, and art books and albums I own. There’s no reason it should interest you except maybe to see the grades I assign to the movies and albums. If you are interested in that, for some reason, here is my grading system:

10 = This is as good as a work of art can get. You need to experience it if you care about art.
9 = This is excellent. Highly recommended.
8 = Very good. Worth seeking out.
7 = Solidly good. You won’t regret it.
6 = Better than most. Not a waste of time.
5 = Pretty bad. Possibly well-intentioned, but a failure.
4 = Bad. Skippable, despite a few positives.
3 = Very bad. Don’t waste your time.
2 = Terrible. Avoid it at all costs.
1 = Absolutely abysmal and irredeemable in all aspects. Might actually be entertaining it’s so utterly horrible, but more likely it’s just soul-depleting.

Thanks for accidentally stopping by!

One on One

Fish Tank

 

Street Angel

 

SubUrbia

 

Michelangelo

Asteroid City

 

Appropriate Behavior

 

My Most Secret Desire

 

Amarcord

Last King of Scotland, The

 

Killing of a Chinese Bookie, The

 

David Cross: Let America Laugh

 

Exorcist III, The

Lilya 4-Ever

 

023: Montaigne. «Que sais-je ?»

Cinema Verite

Alan Partridge

Filmworker

Black Art

Forget Paris

Concussion

Best Seller

My Life as a Dog

 

038 | The Canaanites

London Fields

 

Kill Bill: Vol. 2

 

Hideous Kinky

 

Manchurian Candidate, The

Antiquities

 

154: Géricault. L’invention d’une vie

Chalk Garden, The

Finding North

 

Accountant of Auschwitz, The

 

Troll 2

Under the Cherry Moon

Usual Suspects, The