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Hello. It is I, Matt Brown… The one they call “Matt Brown.”

Who are you and what are you doing here? This is a website I created to keep track of my various collections: movies I’ve seen and want to see, and art books and albums I own. There’s no reason it should interest you except maybe to see the grades I assign to the movies and albums. If you are interested in that, for some reason, here is my grading system:

10 = This is as good as a work of art can get. You need to experience it if you care about art.
9 = This is excellent. Highly recommended.
8 = Very good. Worth seeking out.
7 = Solidly good. You won’t regret it.
6 = Better than most. Not a waste of time.
5 = Pretty bad. Possibly well-intentioned, but a failure.
4 = Bad. Skippable, despite a few positives.
3 = Very bad. Don’t waste your time.
2 = Terrible. Avoid it at all costs.
1 = Absolutely abysmal and irredeemable in all aspects. Might actually be entertaining it’s so utterly horrible, but more likely it’s just soul-depleting.

Thanks for accidentally stopping by!

eXistenZ

 

Wrong Trousers, The

 

San Francisco

Clockwork Orange, A

 

Sullivan’s Travels

057: Les sorcières: Fiancées de Satan

Devil, Probably, The

Magritte: The True Art of Painting

Razor’s Edge, The

Long, Hot Summer, The

Inside Deep Throat

 

Aviator, The

 

Amélie

 

Beach, The

 

From the Clouds to the Resistance

 

Marty Supreme

Get Carter

Amanda Knox

Bad Boys

Milk

 

Angela

Baxter

World of Late Antiquity, The

Taking of Pelham One Two Three, The

Torment

Casque d’or

 

Despicable Me 3

Contemporary Painting

Movements in Art Since 1945

We Don’t Live Here Anymore

 

Invention of Lying, The

 

Prometheus

Miracle on 34th Street

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 1

Decline of Western Civilization, The

Parking Lot Movie, The