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Hello. It is I, Matt Brown… The one they call “Matt Brown.”

Who are you and what are you doing here? This is a website I created to keep track of my various collections: movies I’ve seen and want to see, and art books and albums I own. There’s no reason it should interest you except maybe to see the grades I assign to the movies and albums. If you are interested in that, for some reason, here is my grading system:

10 = This is as good as a work of art can get. You need to experience it if you care about art.
9 = This is excellent. Highly recommended.
8 = Very good. Worth seeking out.
7 = Solidly good. You won’t regret it.
6 = Better than most. Not a waste of time.
5 = Pretty bad. Possibly well-intentioned, but a failure.
4 = Bad. Skippable, despite a few positives.
3 = Very bad. Don’t waste your time.
2 = Terrible. Avoid it at all costs.
1 = Absolutely abysmal and irredeemable in all aspects. Might actually be entertaining it’s so utterly horrible, but more likely it’s just soul-depleting.

Thanks for accidentally stopping by!

Bo Burnham: Inside

 

Carrie Fisher: Wishful Drinking

119: Jules Verne : Le Rêve du progrès

Donnie Brasco

 

582: Pablo Casals. Un musicien, une conscience

Lovely & Amazing

 

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

 

Four Adventures of Reinette and Mirabelle

Ideal Home

Just One of the Guys

Zebra

Sur, El

 

Red Shoes, The

Toy Story

Film Noir

Year My Voice Broke, The

426: La Syrie antique

It Follows

Straw Dogs

Zack and Miri Make a Porno

 

Napoleon Dynamite

 

Thoroughbreds

 

Midnight in Paris

Andromeda Strain, The

Jurassic Park III

 

Nights of Cabiria, The

Unloved, The

 

Rashomon

Devils, The

588: Camille Pissarro. Patriarche des impressionnistes

Postcards from the Edge

Minnelli, Vincente

 

Art in Australia: From Colonization to Postmodernism

About Last Night…

Terminator 2: Judgment Day

Sterile Cuckoo, The