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Hello. It is I, Matt Brown… The one they call “Matt Brown.”

Who are you and what are you doing here? This is a website I created to keep track of my various collections: movies I’ve seen and want to see, and art books and albums I own. There’s no reason it should interest you except maybe to see the grades I assign to the movies and albums. If you are interested in that, for some reason, here is my grading system:

10 = This is as good as a work of art can get. You need to experience it if you care about art.
9 = This is excellent. Highly recommended.
8 = Very good. Worth seeking out.
7 = Solidly good. You won’t regret it.
6 = Better than most. Not a waste of time.
5 = Pretty bad. Possibly well-intentioned, but a failure.
4 = Bad. Skippable, despite a few positives.
3 = Very bad. Don’t waste your time.
2 = Terrible. Avoid it at all costs.
1 = Absolutely abysmal and irredeemable in all aspects. Might actually be entertaining it’s so utterly horrible, but more likely it’s just soul-depleting.

Thanks for accidentally stopping by!

Inglourious Basterds

 

Sardine

Galaxy Quest

 

Kansas City Confidential

My Night at Maud’s

Dreamtoons

 

Elizabeth is Missing

Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-Time, The

 

Rosencrantz & Guildenstern Are Dead

 

Modern Music

New East: Design and Style in Asia, The

Mexico

Sure Thing, The

Drawing on the Artist Within

 

Solaris

Four Good Days

 

Dinner for Schmucks

Up

 

Mouchette

369: Le Papier: Une aventure au quotidien

Michelangelo

Two English Girls

242: La Renaissance de l’architecture: De Brunelleschi à Palladio

Earth

 

Hereditary

 

Star 80

Dark Knight, The

 

Anatahan

 

207: Paradise on Earth: The Gardens of Western Europe

Book of Miracles, The

Four Seasons, The

Witchfinder General

 

Robots

 

025: Vers l’Ouest. Un nouveau monde

Ascent, The

 

Stalker