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Hello. It is I, Matt Brown… The one they call “Matt Brown.”

Who are you and what are you doing here? This is a website I created to keep track of my various collections: movies I’ve seen and want to see, and art books and albums I own. There’s no reason it should interest you except maybe to see the grades I assign to the movies and albums. If you are interested in that, for some reason, here is my grading system:

10 = This is as good as a work of art can get. You need to experience it if you care about art.
9 = This is excellent. Highly recommended.
8 = Very good. Worth seeking out.
7 = Solidly good. You won’t regret it.
6 = Better than most. Not a waste of time.
5 = Pretty bad. Possibly well-intentioned, but a failure.
4 = Bad. Skippable, despite a few positives.
3 = Very bad. Don’t waste your time.
2 = Terrible. Avoid it at all costs.
1 = Absolutely abysmal and irredeemable in all aspects. Might actually be entertaining it’s so utterly horrible, but more likely it’s just soul-depleting.

Thanks for accidentally stopping by!

Slacker

Le Chambre

 

English Parish Churches

Cave Art

Contact

 

Theogony

 

Occult

Mike’s Murder

040: The Amazon: Past, Present, and Future

Amazing Spider-Man, The

Ponyo

 

075: Les Paquebots: Ambassadeurs des mers

Bob Dylan in His Own Words

League of Their Own, A

Louise Brooks: Looking for Lulu

 

Egyptian Mysteries: New Light on Ancient Knowledge

Get Low

 

Apartment, The

Film Noir

Uninvited, The

01 High Land, Hard Rain

Ice Castles

Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

 

Madame Bovary

 

Beauty is Embarrassing

 

Suspect, The

 

Temple: Meeting Place of Heaven and Earth, The

Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me

 

Woman Walking Downstairs

 

Wonder Woman

Black Narcissus

Napoleon

 

Ossuary, The

Fat Girl

 

Handsome: A Netflix Mystery Movie

Kolya