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Hello. It is I, Matt Brown… The one they call “Matt Brown.”

Who are you and what are you doing here? This is a website I created to keep track of my various collections: movies I’ve seen and want to see, and art books and albums I own. There’s no reason it should interest you except maybe to see the grades I assign to the movies and albums. If you are interested in that, for some reason, here is my grading system:

10 = This is as good as a work of art can get. You need to experience it if you care about art.
9 = This is excellent. Highly recommended.
8 = Very good. Worth seeking out.
7 = Solidly good. You won’t regret it.
6 = Better than most. Not a waste of time.
5 = Pretty bad. Possibly well-intentioned, but a failure.
4 = Bad. Skippable, despite a few positives.
3 = Very bad. Don’t waste your time.
2 = Terrible. Avoid it at all costs.
1 = Absolutely abysmal and irredeemable in all aspects. Might actually be entertaining it’s so utterly horrible, but more likely it’s just soul-depleting.

Thanks for accidentally stopping by!

Great Builders, The

Tommy Boy

Dark Divide, The

 

Airport 1975

Age of Innocence, The

Weird Science

10 Cloverfield Lane

And Now for Something Completely Different

 

Lost Weekend, The

Darjeeling Limited, The

 

039 | The Mycenaeans

Wit

 

170: Jésus: Le dieu inattendu

Deer

Autumn Sonata

Year Without a Santa Claus, The

Four Lions

Phantom Lady

 

Zoo

 

Burn After Reading

 

Lion King, The

David Holzman’s Diary

Melancholia

New York

Belle

 

Star Trek

 

War Games

Beach Boys, The

OWNED NEED

Oh, God! Book II

Beatles: The Authorised Biography, The

Business Book, The

Grapes of Wrath, The

 

Oleanna

Chocolat

 

Star Wars: Episode IX – The Rise of Skywalker

Legend of Lizzie Borden, The