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Hello. It is I, Matt Brown… The one they call “Matt Brown.”

Who are you and what are you doing here? This is a website I created to keep track of my various collections: movies I’ve seen and want to see, and art books and albums I own. There’s no reason it should interest you except maybe to see the grades I assign to the movies and albums. If you are interested in that, for some reason, here is my grading system:

10 = This is as good as a work of art can get. You need to experience it if you care about art.
9 = This is excellent. Highly recommended.
8 = Very good. Worth seeking out.
7 = Solidly good. You won’t regret it.
6 = Better than most. Not a waste of time.
5 = Pretty bad. Possibly well-intentioned, but a failure.
4 = Bad. Skippable, despite a few positives.
3 = Very bad. Don’t waste your time.
2 = Terrible. Avoid it at all costs.
1 = Absolutely abysmal and irredeemable in all aspects. Might actually be entertaining it’s so utterly horrible, but more likely it’s just soul-depleting.

Thanks for accidentally stopping by!

Mud

Galaxy Quest

 

Author: The JT LeRoy Story

140: Hollywood. L’usine à rêves

Brokedown Palace

 

Dr. Mabuse, the Gambler

Aboriginal Art

Sacred Places of the Ancient World

Upstream Color

Great Gatsby, The

 

Nico and Dani

 

372: Petra: Lost City of the Ancient World

Yearling, The

There Will Be Blood

 

Red Sea Scrolls, The

Scientists, The

Little Man Tate

Invasion of the Body Snatchers

411: De Kaboul à Samarcande: Les Archéologues en Asie centrale

From Show Girl to Burlesque Queen

 

Faces

 

Amityville Horror, The

Bergman on Bergman

Signs

 

405: Les Vies du cheveu

Les Dames du Bois de Boulogne

 

Child’s Play

Jarmusch, Jim

 

Brazil

416: Saint Augustin: Le pédagogue de Dieu

3 Backyards

 

Go

 

Russian Experiment in Art: 1863-1922, The

Irishman, The

 

Troll 2

Career Girls