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Hello. It is I, Matt Brown… The one they call “Matt Brown.”

Who are you and what are you doing here? This is a website I created to keep track of my various collections: movies I’ve seen and want to see, and art books and albums I own. There’s no reason it should interest you except maybe to see the grades I assign to the movies and albums. If you are interested in that, for some reason, here is my grading system:

10 = This is as good as a work of art can get. You need to experience it if you care about art.
9 = This is excellent. Highly recommended.
8 = Very good. Worth seeking out.
7 = Solidly good. You won’t regret it.
6 = Better than most. Not a waste of time.
5 = Pretty bad. Possibly well-intentioned, but a failure.
4 = Bad. Skippable, despite a few positives.
3 = Very bad. Don’t waste your time.
2 = Terrible. Avoid it at all costs.
1 = Absolutely abysmal and irredeemable in all aspects. Might actually be entertaining it’s so utterly horrible, but more likely it’s just soul-depleting.

Thanks for accidentally stopping by!

Perfect Neutrals

Stranger, The

Andrei Rublev

Paradise Lost: The Child Murders at Robin Hood Hills

 

021 | The Vikings

127: L’Hiver de glisse et de glace

Anatomy of a Murder

Article 99

Alice in the Cities

Apostle

 

104: Tout l’or de Byzance

Woman, A Part, A

 

Touki-Bouki

 

Un Chant D’amour

Let the Right One In

 

Eye, The

 

Near Dark

 

Denis, Claire

 

Midnight Special

Claire Dolan

   

Wizard of Oz, The

To Have and Have Not

229: Pourquoi la peste? Le rat, la puce et le bubon

White Palace

Watermelon Woman, The

 

Syriana

 

Real Genius

Monsters: A Bestiary of the Bizarre

046 | Southern Africa During the Iron Age

Invasion of the Body Snatchers

Africa

Innocents, The

Complete Royal Families of Ancient Egypt, The

Kicking & Screaming

 

Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb

Colors