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Hello. It is I, Matt Brown… The one they call “Matt Brown.”

Who are you and what are you doing here? This is a website I created to keep track of my various collections: movies I’ve seen and want to see, and art books and albums I own. There’s no reason it should interest you except maybe to see the grades I assign to the movies and albums. If you are interested in that, for some reason, here is my grading system:

10 = This is as good as a work of art can get. You need to experience it if you care about art.
9 = This is excellent. Highly recommended.
8 = Very good. Worth seeking out.
7 = Solidly good. You won’t regret it.
6 = Better than most. Not a waste of time.
5 = Pretty bad. Possibly well-intentioned, but a failure.
4 = Bad. Skippable, despite a few positives.
3 = Very bad. Don’t waste your time.
2 = Terrible. Avoid it at all costs.
1 = Absolutely abysmal and irredeemable in all aspects. Might actually be entertaining it’s so utterly horrible, but more likely it’s just soul-depleting.

Thanks for accidentally stopping by!

Marwencol

After Hours

Gospel According to St. Matthew, The (Pasolini)

 

Tie Me Up! Tie Me Down!

Gangs of New York

 

Independence Day

Rodin

Witches of Eastwick, The

 

Executioner, The

Stranger Than Fiction

 

016 | The Anglo-Saxons

Lars and the Real Girl

 

Promising Young Woman

 

Made

 

055: Cezanne: Father of 20th Century Art

Oddity

Bikram: Yogi, Guru, Predator

Le Corbusier

I’ve Heard the Mermaids Singing

They Live

Welcome to Leithe

 

Eddie and the Cruisers

Ninotchka

376: Bonnard: Shimmering Color

Deep End

Florence

Hana-Bi

 

Billy Wilder

Scandal

History Book, The

Real Pain, A

 

Wayne’s World

Swallow

Scarecrow

Never Rarely Sometimes Always

 

I, Tonya