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Hello. It is I, Matt Brown… The one they call “Matt Brown.”

Who are you and what are you doing here? This is a website I created to keep track of my various collections: movies I’ve seen and want to see, and art books and albums I own. There’s no reason it should interest you except maybe to see the grades I assign to the movies and albums. If you are interested in that, for some reason, here is my grading system:

10 = This is as good as a work of art can get. You need to experience it if you care about art.
9 = This is excellent. Highly recommended.
8 = Very good. Worth seeking out.
7 = Solidly good. You won’t regret it.
6 = Better than most. Not a waste of time.
5 = Pretty bad. Possibly well-intentioned, but a failure.
4 = Bad. Skippable, despite a few positives.
3 = Very bad. Don’t waste your time.
2 = Terrible. Avoid it at all costs.
1 = Absolutely abysmal and irredeemable in all aspects. Might actually be entertaining it’s so utterly horrible, but more likely it’s just soul-depleting.

Thanks for accidentally stopping by!

Accused, The

Cook, the Thief, His Wife & Her Lover, The

 

Written on the Wind

Kundun

 

Wenders, Wim

 

490: Les sous-marins. Fantômes des profondeurs

Pavement

OWNED NEED

Romy and Michele’s High School Reunion

 

Mighty Aphrodite

After Hours

Joe Versus the Volcano

Garfield

 

Late Spring

 

McLibel

 

400 Blows, The

Planet of the Apes

 

Seventh Sign, The

Blood Meridian, or, the Evening Redness in the West

 

Who, The

OWNED NEED

Following Sean

 

Memories of Underdevelopment

 

Fantastic Mr. Fox, The

 

Oddity

Spider

110: Les Missions jésuites: Pour une plus grande gloire de Dieu

Licorice Pizza

 

Don’t Worry Darling

 

Night of the Creeps

Spanglish

 

Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

 

030: Gloire et misère des galères

Parallel Lines

Rolling Thunder Logbook

Bugonia

 

Art of the Book: 75 Years of Thames & Hudson, The

Daughters of the Dust