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Hello. It is I, Matt Brown… The one they call “Matt Brown.”

Who are you and what are you doing here? This is a website I created to keep track of my various collections: movies I’ve seen and want to see, and art books and albums I own. There’s no reason it should interest you except maybe to see the grades I assign to the movies and albums. If you are interested in that, for some reason, here is my grading system:

10 = This is as good as a work of art can get. You need to experience it if you care about art.
9 = This is excellent. Highly recommended.
8 = Very good. Worth seeking out.
7 = Solidly good. You won’t regret it.
6 = Better than most. Not a waste of time.
5 = Pretty bad. Possibly well-intentioned, but a failure.
4 = Bad. Skippable, despite a few positives.
3 = Very bad. Don’t waste your time.
2 = Terrible. Avoid it at all costs.
1 = Absolutely abysmal and irredeemable in all aspects. Might actually be entertaining it’s so utterly horrible, but more likely it’s just soul-depleting.

Thanks for accidentally stopping by!

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Parenthood

 

361: Napoléon: “Mon ambition était grande”

368: The Pre-Raphaelites: Romance and Realism

28 Weeks Later

 

062 | Tarquinia and Etruscan Origins

Sicilia!

 

Mighty Joe Young

Luca

 

Budapest

Ivan the Terrible, Part II: The Boyars’ Plot

 

Star Trek: The Motion Picture

In Search of Lost Time, Book 1: Swann’s Way

 

Inglourious Basterds

 

Two Men and a Wardrobe

Crystal Fairy & the Magical Cactus

City of Sadness, A

 

14 Past Masters

Mother!

Powaqqatsi

Great Naturalists, The

St. Vincent

Trust

Under the Cherry Moon

Marriage of Maria Braun, The

 

Married to the Mob

Something Wicked This Way Comes

High Sierra

Complete Ice Age, The

Raging Bull

Fantasia

 

Last Temptation of Christ, The

 

Sundays and Cybèle

Tree of Wooden Clogs, The

 

Husbands and Wives

Magic Bricks