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Hello. It is I, Matt Brown… The one they call “Matt Brown.”

Who are you and what are you doing here? This is a website I created to keep track of my various collections: movies I’ve seen and want to see, and art books and albums I own. There’s no reason it should interest you except maybe to see the grades I assign to the movies and albums. If you are interested in that, for some reason, here is my grading system:

10 = This is as good as a work of art can get. You need to experience it if you care about art.
9 = This is excellent. Highly recommended.
8 = Very good. Worth seeking out.
7 = Solidly good. You won’t regret it.
6 = Better than most. Not a waste of time.
5 = Pretty bad. Possibly well-intentioned, but a failure.
4 = Bad. Skippable, despite a few positives.
3 = Very bad. Don’t waste your time.
2 = Terrible. Avoid it at all costs.
1 = Absolutely abysmal and irredeemable in all aspects. Might actually be entertaining it’s so utterly horrible, but more likely it’s just soul-depleting.

Thanks for accidentally stopping by!

Green Room

Flock of Dodos

 

Bright Star

 

Every Man for Himself

 

Speed

 

Ghostbusters

While the City Sleeps

Midnight in Paris

Ice Storm, The

 

Parrot

Showing Up

 

Specials, The

OWNED NEED

My First Mister

 

Michelangelo Antonioni

Horse’s Neck

Stanley Kubrick: Interviews

Design for Living

Elephant Man, The

511: La Mode: Un demi-siècle conquérant

Longest Yard, The

Silver Linings Playbook

Breaking Away

Reefer Madness

Edward Scissorhands

Parting Glances

Mommie Dearest

LEGO Batman Movie, The

Seven Year Itch, The

Permanent Midnight

 

258: Le Western: Quand la légende devient réalité

249: Le Muséum national d’histoire naturelle

Peanut Butter Falcon, The

Twister

Of Two Minds

 

134: Le Cirque: Un art à la croisée des chemins

Escape, The