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Hello. It is I, Matt Brown… The one they call “Matt Brown.”

Who are you and what are you doing here? This is a website I created to keep track of my various collections: movies I’ve seen and want to see, and art books and albums I own. There’s no reason it should interest you except maybe to see the grades I assign to the movies and albums. If you are interested in that, for some reason, here is my grading system:

10 = This is as good as a work of art can get. You need to experience it if you care about art.
9 = This is excellent. Highly recommended.
8 = Very good. Worth seeking out.
7 = Solidly good. You won’t regret it.
6 = Better than most. Not a waste of time.
5 = Pretty bad. Possibly well-intentioned, but a failure.
4 = Bad. Skippable, despite a few positives.
3 = Very bad. Don’t waste your time.
2 = Terrible. Avoid it at all costs.
1 = Absolutely abysmal and irredeemable in all aspects. Might actually be entertaining it’s so utterly horrible, but more likely it’s just soul-depleting.

Thanks for accidentally stopping by!

Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri

and justice for all

Play Misty for Me

Murder by Numbers

 

Johnny Got His Gun

49th Parallel

 

Kinks, The

OWNED NEED

Futureworld

Cambridge Illustrated History of Religions, The

Last Seduction, The

475: Egon Schiele: Narcisse écorché

Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil

 

New Leaf, A

 

174: Compostelle. Le grand chemin

Scanner Darkly, A

 

265: The Irish Famine

Ethan Frome

 

Tourneur, Jacques

 

156: Les années noires: Vivre sous l’Occupation

Harold and Maude

Two Lovers

 

Spider

I Am Curious (Yellow)

504: Buffon: La nature en majesté

Stardust Memories

Winter’s Bone

Beethoven

Guardians of the Galaxy, Vol. 2

Trust

229: Pourquoi la peste? Le rat, la puce et le bubon

Broadway Danny Rose

Simon Birch

 

Children’s Hour, The

Small Change

Cow

Intolerable Cruelty