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Hello. It is I, Matt Brown… The one they call “Matt Brown.”

Who are you and what are you doing here? This is a website I created to keep track of my various collections: movies I’ve seen and want to see, and art books and albums I own. There’s no reason it should interest you except maybe to see the grades I assign to the movies and albums. If you are interested in that, for some reason, here is my grading system:

10 = This is as good as a work of art can get. You need to experience it if you care about art.
9 = This is excellent. Highly recommended.
8 = Very good. Worth seeking out.
7 = Solidly good. You won’t regret it.
6 = Better than most. Not a waste of time.
5 = Pretty bad. Possibly well-intentioned, but a failure.
4 = Bad. Skippable, despite a few positives.
3 = Very bad. Don’t waste your time.
2 = Terrible. Avoid it at all costs.
1 = Absolutely abysmal and irredeemable in all aspects. Might actually be entertaining it’s so utterly horrible, but more likely it’s just soul-depleting.

Thanks for accidentally stopping by!

How to Train Your Dragon

My First Mister

 

Date Night

Mac and Me

Kansas City Confidential

Hotel Transylvania

American History X

 

Lianna

450: Shiva. Libérateur des âmes et Maître des dieux

Barry Lyndon

435: L’Aluminium: Un si léger

Indecent Proposal

Going in Style

Casablanca

Drowning Pool, The

 

Identity

 

Cambridge Illustrated History of Archaeology, The

Zoo

 

Rocks

 

Our Hospitality

Filmworker

Phantom of the Paradise

Streamers

Je t’aime, je t’aime

Edvard Munch

 

Nostalgia for the Light

 

Maya Art and Architecture

Boy Interrupted

 

15 Live at the BBC

Spent

 

Charley Varrick

Earth

 

Celtic Mysteries: The Ancient Religion

Lion King, The

Paterson

Two in the Wave