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Hello. It is I, Matt Brown… The one they call “Matt Brown.”

Who are you and what are you doing here? This is a website I created to keep track of my various collections: movies I’ve seen and want to see, and art books and albums I own. There’s no reason it should interest you except maybe to see the grades I assign to the movies and albums. If you are interested in that, for some reason, here is my grading system:

10 = This is as good as a work of art can get. You need to experience it if you care about art.
9 = This is excellent. Highly recommended.
8 = Very good. Worth seeking out.
7 = Solidly good. You won’t regret it.
6 = Better than most. Not a waste of time.
5 = Pretty bad. Possibly well-intentioned, but a failure.
4 = Bad. Skippable, despite a few positives.
3 = Very bad. Don’t waste your time.
2 = Terrible. Avoid it at all costs.
1 = Absolutely abysmal and irredeemable in all aspects. Might actually be entertaining it’s so utterly horrible, but more likely it’s just soul-depleting.

Thanks for accidentally stopping by!

Bed and Board

Comedian

 

Sexualia

Seurat

Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy

 

Kiss of the Spider Woman

Memories of Murder

 

Trekkies

   

Death in Venice

Sound of Music, The

337: La Magie Ferrari

Troop Beverly Hills

Drugstore Cowboy

Basic Mixing Techniques

Ridicule

 

Theogony

 

122: La Fée électricité

Invention of Lying, The

 

Love on the Run

Oleanna

Dinner for Schmucks

Mosquito

Fahrenheit 9/11

 

Pre-Christian Ireland

Wild Boar

Howard the Duck

Max Ernst

223: Au temps de l’impressionnisme (1863-1886)

Escape from New York

Miss Stevens

Modern Architecture: A Critical History

In Cold Blood

 

285: Seul avec Dieu: L’aventure mystique

Prick Up Your Ears

When Harry Met Sally…

075: Les Paquebots: Ambassadeurs des mers