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Hello. It is I, Matt Brown… The one they call “Matt Brown.”

Who are you and what are you doing here? This is a website I created to keep track of my various collections: movies I’ve seen and want to see, and art books and albums I own. There’s no reason it should interest you except maybe to see the grades I assign to the movies and albums. If you are interested in that, for some reason, here is my grading system:

10 = This is as good as a work of art can get. You need to experience it if you care about art.
9 = This is excellent. Highly recommended.
8 = Very good. Worth seeking out.
7 = Solidly good. You won’t regret it.
6 = Better than most. Not a waste of time.
5 = Pretty bad. Possibly well-intentioned, but a failure.
4 = Bad. Skippable, despite a few positives.
3 = Very bad. Don’t waste your time.
2 = Terrible. Avoid it at all costs.
1 = Absolutely abysmal and irredeemable in all aspects. Might actually be entertaining it’s so utterly horrible, but more likely it’s just soul-depleting.

Thanks for accidentally stopping by!

I’m Dancing as Fast as I Can

Behind the Candelabra

Easy Riders, Raging Bulls: How the Sex, Drugs and Rock ‘N’ Roll Generation Saved Hollywood

 

Guest of Honour

 

Spartacus

I Swear

 

Born Rich

 

Paisan

Heaven Can Wait

Trilogy of Terror

Speaking Parts

Shape of Water, The

Ode to Billy Joe

Addams Family, The

The Lyrics

Women in Design

Exploring the World of Lucid Dreaming

 

Swimmer, The

 

Speak No Evil

 

Under the Roofs of Paris

 

Black Widow

Cubism and Culture

Sorry, Wrong Number

 

Monsters University

Downfall

 

Duck Soup

 

Guardians of the Galaxy

Tchoupitoulas

Red Beard

 

Dead Ringers

Fresh

Invasion of the Body Snatchers

To Kill a Mockingbird

 

Tiger of Eschnapur, The

 

In Praise of Love

 

Beach House, The