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Hello. It is I, Matt Brown… The one they call “Matt Brown.”

Who are you and what are you doing here? This is a website I created to keep track of my various collections: movies I’ve seen and want to see, and art books and albums I own. There’s no reason it should interest you except maybe to see the grades I assign to the movies and albums. If you are interested in that, for some reason, here is my grading system:

10 = This is as good as a work of art can get. You need to experience it if you care about art.
9 = This is excellent. Highly recommended.
8 = Very good. Worth seeking out.
7 = Solidly good. You won’t regret it.
6 = Better than most. Not a waste of time.
5 = Pretty bad. Possibly well-intentioned, but a failure.
4 = Bad. Skippable, despite a few positives.
3 = Very bad. Don’t waste your time.
2 = Terrible. Avoid it at all costs.
1 = Absolutely abysmal and irredeemable in all aspects. Might actually be entertaining it’s so utterly horrible, but more likely it’s just soul-depleting.

Thanks for accidentally stopping by!

Madness of King George, The

Another Round

 

Stardust Memories

Fire Within, The

Sombrero Fallout: A Japanese Novel

 

Beyond a Reasonable Doubt

Charulata

 

Ruthless People

Different Man, A

 

Chronicle of Anna Magdalena Bach

Toy Story 3

Roman Art and Architecture

Complete Roman Army, The

Altered States

Last of the Mohicans, The

Glen or Glenda

Eight Men Out

East of Eden

026: The Sky: Mystery, Magic, and Myth

Design Since 1945

In a Year with 13 Moons

 

Blood in the Face

Four Weddings and a Funeral

Leap!

Movie Book, The

Clockwork Orange, A

Cloud-Capped Star, The

 

Force Majeure

Date Night

145: Le Beau dans l’utile: Un musée pour les arts décoratifs

True Confessions

02 A Western Harvest Field By Moonlight

Boyhood

Mickey 17

 

Ghost Writer, The

 

Kiss, The