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Hello. It is I, Matt Brown… The one they call “Matt Brown.”

Who are you and what are you doing here? This is a website I created to keep track of my various collections: movies I’ve seen and want to see, and art books and albums I own. There’s no reason it should interest you except maybe to see the grades I assign to the movies and albums. If you are interested in that, for some reason, here is my grading system:

10 = This is as good as a work of art can get. You need to experience it if you care about art.
9 = This is excellent. Highly recommended.
8 = Very good. Worth seeking out.
7 = Solidly good. You won’t regret it.
6 = Better than most. Not a waste of time.
5 = Pretty bad. Possibly well-intentioned, but a failure.
4 = Bad. Skippable, despite a few positives.
3 = Very bad. Don’t waste your time.
2 = Terrible. Avoid it at all costs.
1 = Absolutely abysmal and irredeemable in all aspects. Might actually be entertaining it’s so utterly horrible, but more likely it’s just soul-depleting.

Thanks for accidentally stopping by!

Frenzy

Movie Guide, The

All Is Lost

Gremlins

 

Hannah and Her Sister

Stop Making Sense

Comfort and Joy

Heaven Knows What

Tiny: The Life of Erin Blackwell

 

Smokey and the Bandit

 

Lanthimos, Yorgos

 

Jerk, The

Born Rich

 

Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-Time, The

 

Sasquatch: The Legend of Bigfoot

Underdogs

Uninvited, The

359: “Ciel, mon mari !” Le Théâtre de boulevard

Dazed and Confused

199: Humboldt : Savant-citoyen du monde

Big Book of Scandal, The

 

Three Identical Strangers

024: Writing: The Story of Alphabets and Scripts

Keaton, Buster

 

Open Your Eyes

 

Henri Matisse

Once Upon a Time… in Hollyood

 

Rosemary’s Baby

400 Blows, The

Parting Glances

Real Women Have Curves

 

Put the Book Back on the Shelf: A Belle and Sebastian Anthology

Mitchell, Joni

OWNED NEED

014 | East Anglia

037 | Bones, Bodies and Disease

Martial Arts: The Spiritual Dimension