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Hello. It is I, Matt Brown… The one they call “Matt Brown.”

Who are you and what are you doing here? This is a website I created to keep track of my various collections: movies I’ve seen and want to see, and art books and albums I own. There’s no reason it should interest you except maybe to see the grades I assign to the movies and albums. If you are interested in that, for some reason, here is my grading system:

10 = This is as good as a work of art can get. You need to experience it if you care about art.
9 = This is excellent. Highly recommended.
8 = Very good. Worth seeking out.
7 = Solidly good. You won’t regret it.
6 = Better than most. Not a waste of time.
5 = Pretty bad. Possibly well-intentioned, but a failure.
4 = Bad. Skippable, despite a few positives.
3 = Very bad. Don’t waste your time.
2 = Terrible. Avoid it at all costs.
1 = Absolutely abysmal and irredeemable in all aspects. Might actually be entertaining it’s so utterly horrible, but more likely it’s just soul-depleting.

Thanks for accidentally stopping by!

Devil

Monsieur Hire

Endless, The

Elephant Man, The

Tinker Bell

 

Wyler, William

 

Rocco and His Brothers

 

When Harry Met Sally…

Peppermint Soda

Croupier

 

Syndromes and a Century

 

Odd Man Out

Money Pit, The

Angels: Messengers of the Gods

Secret of Kells, The

 

Home Movie

 

Dark Knight Rises, The

Outer Space

 

Bee

Dadetown

Finders Keepers, Lovers Weepers!

Holdovers, The

 

Lonely Guy, The

331: Le Mont Athos. Merveille du christianisme byzantin

All Is Lost

Economics Book, The

Outside In

472: La Turquie: De l’Empire ottoman à la République d’Atatürk

Private Life

Suspiria

Wild

Jean Renoir

Brokedown Palace

 

Dahmer

 

My Brilliant Career

I Don’t Feel at Home in This World Anymore.