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Hello. It is I, Matt Brown… The one they call “Matt Brown.”

Who are you and what are you doing here? This is a website I created to keep track of my various collections: movies I’ve seen and want to see, and art books and albums I own. There’s no reason it should interest you except maybe to see the grades I assign to the movies and albums. If you are interested in that, for some reason, here is my grading system:

10 = This is as good as a work of art can get. You need to experience it if you care about art.
9 = This is excellent. Highly recommended.
8 = Very good. Worth seeking out.
7 = Solidly good. You won’t regret it.
6 = Better than most. Not a waste of time.
5 = Pretty bad. Possibly well-intentioned, but a failure.
4 = Bad. Skippable, despite a few positives.
3 = Very bad. Don’t waste your time.
2 = Terrible. Avoid it at all costs.
1 = Absolutely abysmal and irredeemable in all aspects. Might actually be entertaining it’s so utterly horrible, but more likely it’s just soul-depleting.

Thanks for accidentally stopping by!

London’s Trafalgar Square

 

Breeders, The

OWNED NEED

What’s Eating Gilbert Grape?

Lost in Translation

 

High Sierra

Teachers

Ascent, The

 

070: Frédéric Chopin: “Chapeau bas, Messieurs, un génie…”

Mass

 

Palo Alto

384: Une autre histoire des religions, III: Les spiritualités indiennes

Odyssey, The

 

369: Le Papier: Une aventure au quotidien

Rock ‘n’ Roll High School

Who We Are Now

 

Virgin Spring, The

Casque d’or

 

Hart of London, The

 

Tiger of Eschnapur, The

 

081 | The Balearic Islands

Celia

 

Boyle, Danny

 

095: Le rêve cistercien

334: La Beat Generation: La révolution hallucinée

Like a Velvet Glove Cast in Iron

 

Nightmare on Elm Street 4, A: The Dream Master

083 | The Hittites and Their Contemporaries in Asia Minor

Lorax, The

569: Gallimard: Un éditeur à l’œuvre

Alphabetic Labyrinth, The

Species

Murder by Numbers

 

Beware the Slenderman

Léon: The Professional

 

Victorian Architecture

Karen Carpenter Story, The