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Hello. It is I, Matt Brown… The one they call “Matt Brown.”

Who are you and what are you doing here? This is a website I created to keep track of my various collections: movies I’ve seen and want to see, and art books and albums I own. There’s no reason it should interest you except maybe to see the grades I assign to the movies and albums. If you are interested in that, for some reason, here is my grading system:

10 = This is as good as a work of art can get. You need to experience it if you care about art.
9 = This is excellent. Highly recommended.
8 = Very good. Worth seeking out.
7 = Solidly good. You won’t regret it.
6 = Better than most. Not a waste of time.
5 = Pretty bad. Possibly well-intentioned, but a failure.
4 = Bad. Skippable, despite a few positives.
3 = Very bad. Don’t waste your time.
2 = Terrible. Avoid it at all costs.
1 = Absolutely abysmal and irredeemable in all aspects. Might actually be entertaining it’s so utterly horrible, but more likely it’s just soul-depleting.

Thanks for accidentally stopping by!

Louvre, The

Kiss the Girls

 

Athenian Black Figure Vases

Simple Plan, A

 

383: Colors: The Story of Dyes and Pigments

Serious Man, A

 

Arctic

 

Book of Rock Quotes, The

Great Discoveries in Medicine

Identity

 

Moby-Dick or, The Whale

 

526: La Bretagne: Entre histoire et identité

Midsummer Night’s Sex Comedy, A

Mary Shelley’s Frankenstein

Wanda

Workshop, The

 

Taps

Boy Interrupted

 

Place in the Sun, A

Naked States

 

Cat Returns, The

 

Barracuda

 

Land of the Lost

 

Damien – Omen II

 

Sculpture Now

Alive

That Hamilton Woman

Saint Frances

Out of the Darkness

Three Colors: Blue

 

Mexico: From the Olmecs to the Aztecs

Cocaine: One Man’s Seduction

Down by Law

Age of Innocence, The

Tristram Shandy: A Cock and Bull Story

 

Frenzy