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Hello. It is I, Matt Brown… The one they call “Matt Brown.”

Who are you and what are you doing here? This is a website I created to keep track of my various collections: movies I’ve seen and want to see, and art books and albums I own. There’s no reason it should interest you except maybe to see the grades I assign to the movies and albums. If you are interested in that, for some reason, here is my grading system:

10 = This is as good as a work of art can get. You need to experience it if you care about art.
9 = This is excellent. Highly recommended.
8 = Very good. Worth seeking out.
7 = Solidly good. You won’t regret it.
6 = Better than most. Not a waste of time.
5 = Pretty bad. Possibly well-intentioned, but a failure.
4 = Bad. Skippable, despite a few positives.
3 = Very bad. Don’t waste your time.
2 = Terrible. Avoid it at all costs.
1 = Absolutely abysmal and irredeemable in all aspects. Might actually be entertaining it’s so utterly horrible, but more likely it’s just soul-depleting.

Thanks for accidentally stopping by!

Legend of Lizzie Borden, The

I’m Not There

 

I Am a Fugitive from a Chain Gang

 

Dead Calm

Rome

Close Up

 

Next Stop Wonderland

 

Lawrence of Arabia

Doctor Strange

372: Petra: Lost City of the Ancient World

Paradine Case, The

Lout Rampage

 

Twenty Years Later

 

022 | Czechoslovakia Before the Slavs

Casino Jack and the United States of Money

Mycenaeans, The

Latin American Art Since 1900

Month by the Lake, A

Band Wagon, The

 

The Wonderful World of Henry Sugar

Wonderful Story of Henry Sugar and Three More, The

 

Nineteen Eighty-Four

 

Teeth

 

Frances

Hellenistic Sculpture

Point, The

What’s Eating Gilbert Grape?

Four Adventures of Reinette and Mirabelle

Breaker Upperers, The

 

Overnight, The

Led Zeppelin

OWNED NEED

Vengeance Is Mine

 

Dancer in the Dark

Aftermath

Post, The

Swingers

 

Mitchell, Joni

OWNED NEED