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Hello. It is I, Matt Brown… The one they call “Matt Brown.”

Who are you and what are you doing here? This is a website I created to keep track of my various collections: movies I’ve seen and want to see, and art books and albums I own. There’s no reason it should interest you except maybe to see the grades I assign to the movies and albums. If you are interested in that, for some reason, here is my grading system:

10 = This is as good as a work of art can get. You need to experience it if you care about art.
9 = This is excellent. Highly recommended.
8 = Very good. Worth seeking out.
7 = Solidly good. You won’t regret it.
6 = Better than most. Not a waste of time.
5 = Pretty bad. Possibly well-intentioned, but a failure.
4 = Bad. Skippable, despite a few positives.
3 = Very bad. Don’t waste your time.
2 = Terrible. Avoid it at all costs.
1 = Absolutely abysmal and irredeemable in all aspects. Might actually be entertaining it’s so utterly horrible, but more likely it’s just soul-depleting.

Thanks for accidentally stopping by!

Carrie Fisher: Wishful Drinking

Slacker

Margot at the Wedding

 

Pig

 

Hardy, Françoise

OWNED NEED

069: The Reign of the Dinosaurs

136: Guimard, L’Art nouveau

McCarey, Leo

 

Belle & Sebastian

OWNED NEED

Aztec Camera

OWNED NEED

Won’t You Be My Neighbor?

Zoo

 

Get Carter

Etruscan Art

037 | Bones, Bodies and Disease

Turin Horse, The

 

Never Steady, Never Still

 

Taschen’s 1000 Favorite Websites

King of Comedy, The

Maleficent

Letter to Three Wives, A

500: L’art brut: L’instinct créateur

Jackie

Paul Verhoeven

Arrival, The

 

Francis Bacon

Yacht Rock: A DOCKumentary

 

Complete Lowlife, A

 

I Know Where I’m Going!

Monsters: A Bestiary of the Bizarre

Kieslowski, Krzyzstof

 

Guess Who’s Coming to Dinner?

Lost World: Jurassic Park, The

 

American Werewolf in London, An

Left Behind II: Tribulation Force

 

Vigo, Jean