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Hello. It is I, Matt Brown… The one they call “Matt Brown.”

Who are you and what are you doing here? This is a website I created to keep track of my various collections: movies I’ve seen and want to see, and art books and albums I own. There’s no reason it should interest you except maybe to see the grades I assign to the movies and albums. If you are interested in that, for some reason, here is my grading system:

10 = This is as good as a work of art can get. You need to experience it if you care about art.
9 = This is excellent. Highly recommended.
8 = Very good. Worth seeking out.
7 = Solidly good. You won’t regret it.
6 = Better than most. Not a waste of time.
5 = Pretty bad. Possibly well-intentioned, but a failure.
4 = Bad. Skippable, despite a few positives.
3 = Very bad. Don’t waste your time.
2 = Terrible. Avoid it at all costs.
1 = Absolutely abysmal and irredeemable in all aspects. Might actually be entertaining it’s so utterly horrible, but more likely it’s just soul-depleting.

Thanks for accidentally stopping by!

Real Women Have Curves

 

Hollywoodland

 

02 Paul’s Boutique

Day for Night

Celluloid Closet, The

 

Razor’s Edge, The

Page One: Inside the New York Times

Providence

 

Roman Polanski

Clockwork Orange, A

 

Amour

 

Persepolis

 

433: Nostradamus: L’Éternel retour

Basic Instinct

Kangaroo

Clockers

Eat Drink Man Woman

Deception

 

High Fidelity

 

Doctor Zhivago

For Those in Peril

 

Rocky Horror Picture Show, The

Holy Land, The

Jerry Maguire

 

Human Behavior Experiments, The

Finding Nemo

 

Anniversary Party, The

 

123: Quelle belle invention que la poste!

My Beautiful Broken Brain

Yellow Submarine

Last Waltz, The

Pelican

443: L’Architecture de l’Islam: Au service de la foi et du pouvoir

Spirit of the Beehive, The

Men in Black II

 

Fahrenheit 451