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Hello. It is I, Matt Brown… The one they call “Matt Brown.”

Who are you and what are you doing here? This is a website I created to keep track of my various collections: movies I’ve seen and want to see, and art books and albums I own. There’s no reason it should interest you except maybe to see the grades I assign to the movies and albums. If you are interested in that, for some reason, here is my grading system:

10 = This is as good as a work of art can get. You need to experience it if you care about art.
9 = This is excellent. Highly recommended.
8 = Very good. Worth seeking out.
7 = Solidly good. You won’t regret it.
6 = Better than most. Not a waste of time.
5 = Pretty bad. Possibly well-intentioned, but a failure.
4 = Bad. Skippable, despite a few positives.
3 = Very bad. Don’t waste your time.
2 = Terrible. Avoid it at all costs.
1 = Absolutely abysmal and irredeemable in all aspects. Might actually be entertaining it’s so utterly horrible, but more likely it’s just soul-depleting.

Thanks for accidentally stopping by!

545: Le cochon. Histoire d’un cousin mal aimé

October (Ten Days that Shook the World)

 

Wit

 

Daughters of the Dust

 

Haynes, Todd

 

Shallow Hal

 

020: Lost Cities of the Maya

Bronx Tale, A

Awful Truth, The

 

Samouraï, Le

 

St. Petersburg

Revenge of the Nerds

Exploring the World of King Arthur

Spring Breakers

Television

OWNED NEED

Eye: The Seer and the Seen, The

Sugarcane

 

Color Out of Space

Martial Arts: The Spiritual Dimension

Chronicle of the Chinese Emperors

Getting Even

 

Frank

Joe Strummer: The Future Is Unwritten

 

Miller’s Crossing

night, Mother

Host, The

 

Chocolat

 

Young Mr. Lincoln

8mm

 

Pinocchio

 

Cement Garden, The

 

Spanking the Monkey

In Cold Blood

London’s Trafalgar Square

 

Sacred Places of the Ancient World

I Love You, Alice B. Toklas!