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Hello. It is I, Matt Brown… The one they call “Matt Brown.”

Who are you and what are you doing here? This is a website I created to keep track of my various collections: movies I’ve seen and want to see, and art books and albums I own. There’s no reason it should interest you except maybe to see the grades I assign to the movies and albums. If you are interested in that, for some reason, here is my grading system:

10 = This is as good as a work of art can get. You need to experience it if you care about art.
9 = This is excellent. Highly recommended.
8 = Very good. Worth seeking out.
7 = Solidly good. You won’t regret it.
6 = Better than most. Not a waste of time.
5 = Pretty bad. Possibly well-intentioned, but a failure.
4 = Bad. Skippable, despite a few positives.
3 = Very bad. Don’t waste your time.
2 = Terrible. Avoid it at all costs.
1 = Absolutely abysmal and irredeemable in all aspects. Might actually be entertaining it’s so utterly horrible, but more likely it’s just soul-depleting.

Thanks for accidentally stopping by!

Agnes of God

Garfield

 

Scorpio Rising

Life of Oharu, The

 

Street of Shame

 

317: La musique sud-américaine: Rythmes et danses d’un continent

Last Summer in the Hamptons

Nuts in May

 

Knife in the Water

Unbelievable Truth, The

Nil by Mouth

 

Truly, Madly, Deeply

BlacKkKlansman

 

Cronenberg, David

 

Y Tu Mamá También

 

Vast of Night, The

Look Back in Anger

376: Bonnard: Shimmering Color

Stepfather II

Jane Eyre

 

Men Boxing

 

Wrong Man, The

175: Knossos: Searching for the Legendary Palace of King Minos

Astrology: The Celestial Mirror

Land of the Dead

 

All These Creatures

 

Big Star: Nothing Can Hurt Me

Live Nude Girls Unite!

 

Babadook, The

Whose Life is It Anyway?

Flowers of St. Francis, The

 

Being There

Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me

 

Enchanted

 

Slumdog Millionaire

 

017: Van Gogh: The Passionate Eye