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Hello. It is I, Matt Brown… The one they call “Matt Brown.”

Who are you and what are you doing here? This is a website I created to keep track of my various collections: movies I’ve seen and want to see, and art books and albums I own. There’s no reason it should interest you except maybe to see the grades I assign to the movies and albums. If you are interested in that, for some reason, here is my grading system:

10 = This is as good as a work of art can get. You need to experience it if you care about art.
9 = This is excellent. Highly recommended.
8 = Very good. Worth seeking out.
7 = Solidly good. You won’t regret it.
6 = Better than most. Not a waste of time.
5 = Pretty bad. Possibly well-intentioned, but a failure.
4 = Bad. Skippable, despite a few positives.
3 = Very bad. Don’t waste your time.
2 = Terrible. Avoid it at all costs.
1 = Absolutely abysmal and irredeemable in all aspects. Might actually be entertaining it’s so utterly horrible, but more likely it’s just soul-depleting.

Thanks for accidentally stopping by!

474: Le grand siècle russe

Dresser, The

130: La redécouverte de l’or des Scythes

Guilty by Suspicion

Dazed and Confused

Crying of Lot 49, The

 

Liberal Arts

Stir Crazy

Doonesbury Special, A

Pee-wee’s Big Adventure

 

Amsterdam

Leigh, Mike

 

Glengarry Glen Ross

Denise Calls Up

499: Antonin Artaud: Un insurgé du corps

Camille Claudel

 

Paul McCartney Really Is Dead: The Last Testament of George Harrison

Man Who Would Be King, The

Mea Maxima Culpa

Blade Runner 2049

Mickey and the Bear

 

Cop Land

 

095 | The Spartans

Woman in the Dunes

Corey Haim: Me, Myself and I

Maus II

 

Real Genius

Spy Kids

 

Books of the Dead: Manuals for Living and Dying

Coherence

Dark Knight Rises, The

Tying the Knot

 

White Noise

 

118: Mummies: A Voyage Through History

Unbearable Lightness of Being, The

Complete World of the Dead Sea Scrolls, The