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Hello. It is I, Matt Brown… The one they call “Matt Brown.”

Who are you and what are you doing here? This is a website I created to keep track of my various collections: movies I’ve seen and want to see, and art books and albums I own. There’s no reason it should interest you except maybe to see the grades I assign to the movies and albums. If you are interested in that, for some reason, here is my grading system:

10 = This is as good as a work of art can get. You need to experience it if you care about art.
9 = This is excellent. Highly recommended.
8 = Very good. Worth seeking out.
7 = Solidly good. You won’t regret it.
6 = Better than most. Not a waste of time.
5 = Pretty bad. Possibly well-intentioned, but a failure.
4 = Bad. Skippable, despite a few positives.
3 = Very bad. Don’t waste your time.
2 = Terrible. Avoid it at all costs.
1 = Absolutely abysmal and irredeemable in all aspects. Might actually be entertaining it’s so utterly horrible, but more likely it’s just soul-depleting.

Thanks for accidentally stopping by!

Cocteau, Jean

 

Willard

 

064: Angkor: Heart of an Asian Empire

423: Les drogues. Une passion maudite

Karate Kid, The

Erotic Art

080 | Britain and the Western Seaways

Them!

Toy Story 2

 

266: Underwater Archaeology

Stolen Kisses

Modern Architecture: A Critical History

All That Jazz

Nouvelle Vague

 

Eddie and the Cruisers

Ossessione

 

Rendezvous in Paris

Spy Kids

 

Ghost World

 

Love Me Tonight

Room Next Door, The

 

House of the Seven Gables, The

 

Milky Way, The

Rabbits

Rutles: All You Need is Cash, The

Life of Python, The

Shadows of Forgotten Ancestors

 

Public Enemy, The

 

She’s Having a Baby

Seven Samurai

Hardcore

Memories of Murder

 

Magic: The Western Tradition

Modern Explorers, The

Au hasard Balthazar TEST

Laurel Canyon