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Hello. It is I, Matt Brown… The one they call “Matt Brown.”

Who are you and what are you doing here? This is a website I created to keep track of my various collections: movies I’ve seen and want to see, and art books and albums I own. There’s no reason it should interest you except maybe to see the grades I assign to the movies and albums. If you are interested in that, for some reason, here is my grading system:

10 = This is as good as a work of art can get. You need to experience it if you care about art.
9 = This is excellent. Highly recommended.
8 = Very good. Worth seeking out.
7 = Solidly good. You won’t regret it.
6 = Better than most. Not a waste of time.
5 = Pretty bad. Possibly well-intentioned, but a failure.
4 = Bad. Skippable, despite a few positives.
3 = Very bad. Don’t waste your time.
2 = Terrible. Avoid it at all costs.
1 = Absolutely abysmal and irredeemable in all aspects. Might actually be entertaining it’s so utterly horrible, but more likely it’s just soul-depleting.

Thanks for accidentally stopping by!

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In the Mood for Love

 

343: L’Expédition d’Egypte: Le Rêve oriental de Bonaparte

Defiant Ones, The

I’ll See You in My Dreams

 

Good Dinosaur, The

Train to Busan

 

Safety Not Guaranteed

Ballad of Narayama, The

 

448: Les Métamorphoses de l’épargne

Bruegel

Cambridge Illustrated History of Warfare, The

Sherlock Holmes Book, The

Madness of King George, The

Land of the Lost

 

Girl with Green Eyes

 

Honey Boy

569: Gallimard: Un éditeur à l’œuvre

Maleficent

096: Champollion: Un scribe pour l’Egypte

366: L’Inquisition: Rempart de la foi ?

Scarlet Empress, The

Chaplin, Charles

 

Ideals of Beauty: Asian and American Art in the Freer and Sackler Galleries

Pirates of Silicon Valley

 

Florida Project, The

Cube

 

065 | Prehistory of Australia

Eno, Brian

OWNED NEED

Ring Two, The

 

Freshman, The

Alice

Foul Play

397: Darwin and the Science of Evolution

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