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Hello. It is I, Matt Brown… The one they call “Matt Brown.”

Who are you and what are you doing here? This is a website I created to keep track of my various collections: movies I’ve seen and want to see, and art books and albums I own. There’s no reason it should interest you except maybe to see the grades I assign to the movies and albums. If you are interested in that, for some reason, here is my grading system:

10 = This is as good as a work of art can get. You need to experience it if you care about art.
9 = This is excellent. Highly recommended.
8 = Very good. Worth seeking out.
7 = Solidly good. You won’t regret it.
6 = Better than most. Not a waste of time.
5 = Pretty bad. Possibly well-intentioned, but a failure.
4 = Bad. Skippable, despite a few positives.
3 = Very bad. Don’t waste your time.
2 = Terrible. Avoid it at all costs.
1 = Absolutely abysmal and irredeemable in all aspects. Might actually be entertaining it’s so utterly horrible, but more likely it’s just soul-depleting.

Thanks for accidentally stopping by!

022 | Czechoslovakia Before the Slavs

Welles, Orson

 

Vive L’Amour

 

Holly, Buddy

OWNED NEED

Third Man, The

 

337: La Magie Ferrari

Pacific Heights

Exhibition

 

026: The Sky: Mystery, Magic, and Myth

Léon: The Professional

 

Microcosmos

 

Get Carter

Art of the Middle Ages

Haynes, Todd

 

Rose Plays Julie

 

Under the Roofs of Paris

 

Guinea Pig

Sleeping with Other People

 

Shoot the Moon

094 | Babylon

036 | The Iberians

Blade Runner

 

Gentlemen Prefer Blondes

Look Who’s Talking

Hitchcock, Alfred

 

Paper Chase, The

Video Movie Guide 1997

Camille Claudel

 

Morris, Erroll

 

Beneath the Planet of the Apes

Cider House Rules, The

 

Witch, The

Tristram Shandy: A Cock and Bull Story

 

Pay It Forward

 

Snake

Gregory’s Girl