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Hello. It is I, Matt Brown… The one they call “Matt Brown.”

Who are you and what are you doing here? This is a website I created to keep track of my various collections: movies I’ve seen and want to see, and art books and albums I own. There’s no reason it should interest you except maybe to see the grades I assign to the movies and albums. If you are interested in that, for some reason, here is my grading system:

10 = This is as good as a work of art can get. You need to experience it if you care about art.
9 = This is excellent. Highly recommended.
8 = Very good. Worth seeking out.
7 = Solidly good. You won’t regret it.
6 = Better than most. Not a waste of time.
5 = Pretty bad. Possibly well-intentioned, but a failure.
4 = Bad. Skippable, despite a few positives.
3 = Very bad. Don’t waste your time.
2 = Terrible. Avoid it at all costs.
1 = Absolutely abysmal and irredeemable in all aspects. Might actually be entertaining it’s so utterly horrible, but more likely it’s just soul-depleting.

Thanks for accidentally stopping by!

Modern Music

Marcel the Shell with Shoes On

 

Brad’s Status

Sweet Hereafter, The

 

Maya Art and Architecture

Shutter Island

Confessions of a Dangerous Mind

 

Dead Ringers

Joe Versus the Volcano

Hollywood Knights, The

 

Dreamtoons

 

Beach House, The

Toulouse-Lautrec

In the Studio: Visits with Contemporary Cartoonists

Metallica: Some Kind of Monster

 

Seventy Great Mysteries of the Natural World, The

03 Mellow Gold

Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl

 

Rosencrantz & Guildenstern Are Dead

 

227: Weather

Woodstock 99: Peace Love and Rage

 

Did You Wonder Who Fired the Gun?

 

David Lynch: Someone Is in My House

Celia

 

Sunshine Makers, The

Berlin: Symphony of a Great City

 

Greek Art

Z

Big Chill, The

Man Who Shot Liberty Valance, The

Arrival, The

 

Welcome to Me

Mademoiselle

Anna Karenina

 

Best in Show

 

Signs of Life