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Hello. It is I, Matt Brown… The one they call “Matt Brown.”

Who are you and what are you doing here? This is a website I created to keep track of my various collections: movies I’ve seen and want to see, and art books and albums I own. There’s no reason it should interest you except maybe to see the grades I assign to the movies and albums. If you are interested in that, for some reason, here is my grading system:

10 = This is as good as a work of art can get. You need to experience it if you care about art.
9 = This is excellent. Highly recommended.
8 = Very good. Worth seeking out.
7 = Solidly good. You won’t regret it.
6 = Better than most. Not a waste of time.
5 = Pretty bad. Possibly well-intentioned, but a failure.
4 = Bad. Skippable, despite a few positives.
3 = Very bad. Don’t waste your time.
2 = Terrible. Avoid it at all costs.
1 = Absolutely abysmal and irredeemable in all aspects. Might actually be entertaining it’s so utterly horrible, but more likely it’s just soul-depleting.

Thanks for accidentally stopping by!

Apu Sansar

 

Muppet Movie, The

012: Alexandre Dumas ou les Aventures d’un romancier

453: Dali: Master of Fantasies

Dali

Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home

Arts of the Ancient Americas

House with a Clock in Its Walls, The

Goodfellas

Fox and His Friends

Diary for Timothy, A

Kids are Alright, The

Night and Fog

Frost/Nixon

 

Cool Hand Luke

Venetian Painting

Ponette

 

History of Witchcraft, A

Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle

History of Love, The

 

Man Walking Around A Corner

083: La Balle au pied: Histoire du football

Beetlejuice

Razor’s Edge, The

Wind Will Carry Us, The

 

Monterey Pop

Masculin Féminin

 

Shield of Heracles

 

Darkman

Tourneur, Jacques

 

World’s End, The

Great Discoveries in Medicine

What Lies Beneath

 

In the Bedroom

 

(500) Days of Summer

 

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