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Hello. It is I, Matt Brown… The one they call “Matt Brown.”

Who are you and what are you doing here? This is a website I created to keep track of my various collections: movies I’ve seen and want to see, and art books and albums I own. There’s no reason it should interest you except maybe to see the grades I assign to the movies and albums. If you are interested in that, for some reason, here is my grading system:

10 = This is as good as a work of art can get. You need to experience it if you care about art.
9 = This is excellent. Highly recommended.
8 = Very good. Worth seeking out.
7 = Solidly good. You won’t regret it.
6 = Better than most. Not a waste of time.
5 = Pretty bad. Possibly well-intentioned, but a failure.
4 = Bad. Skippable, despite a few positives.
3 = Very bad. Don’t waste your time.
2 = Terrible. Avoid it at all costs.
1 = Absolutely abysmal and irredeemable in all aspects. Might actually be entertaining it’s so utterly horrible, but more likely it’s just soul-depleting.

Thanks for accidentally stopping by!

Watermelon Woman, The

 

Starlet

 

Naked Lunch

Menendez Brothers, The

 

Powaqqatsi

Suspect

Animal House

Sophie’s Choice

Complete Ice Age, The

Resolution

 

Romance

 

El Camino: A Breaking Bad Movie

393: Arts premiers. Le temps de la reconnaissance

Welles, Orson

 

Ivan the Terrible, Part 1

 

Babette’s Feast

Exploring the World of the Vikings

Berlin Alexanderplatz

397: Darwin and the Science of Evolution

American Art Since 1945

Night and the City

Motel, The

 

586: Un siècle de Goncourt

Life and Death of Peter Sellers, The

 

Chronicle of Anna Magdalena Bach

Quo Vadis, Aida?

 

362: Le Japon éternel

Life of Oharu, The

 

090 | Archaeological Sites in Their Setting

Sixteen Candles

Mars Attacks!

 

Whitey: United States of America v. James J. Bulger

Johnny Guitar

Blown Away

500: L’art brut: L’instinct créateur

Gate, The