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Hello. It is I, Matt Brown… The one they call “Matt Brown.”

Who are you and what are you doing here? This is a website I created to keep track of my various collections: movies I’ve seen and want to see, and art books and albums I own. There’s no reason it should interest you except maybe to see the grades I assign to the movies and albums. If you are interested in that, for some reason, here is my grading system:

10 = This is as good as a work of art can get. You need to experience it if you care about art.
9 = This is excellent. Highly recommended.
8 = Very good. Worth seeking out.
7 = Solidly good. You won’t regret it.
6 = Better than most. Not a waste of time.
5 = Pretty bad. Possibly well-intentioned, but a failure.
4 = Bad. Skippable, despite a few positives.
3 = Very bad. Don’t waste your time.
2 = Terrible. Avoid it at all costs.
1 = Absolutely abysmal and irredeemable in all aspects. Might actually be entertaining it’s so utterly horrible, but more likely it’s just soul-depleting.

Thanks for accidentally stopping by!

Prisoners

Dead Babies

 

Coma

Irish Art

Life in Color

 

Pig

Moscow on the Hudson

In Name Only

Edge, The

 

Honey Boy

Old Man and the Gun, The

Marnie

Lancelot du lac

 

Belladonna of the Sadness

 

Cheshire Murders, The

Belle de Jour

Alfred Hitchcock

Disobedience

 

Tig

Black Widow

Pagans

Methadonia

 

Peacock

Lost Soul: The Doomed Journey of Richard Stanley’s Island of Dr. Moreau

 

Gaia

 

Wide Awake

 

Book of Life, The

Rutles: All You Need is Cash, The

429: Simenon : Ecrire l’homme

Complete Gods and Goddesses of Ancient Egypt, The

Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs

 

Carrie

 

Little Thief, The

Are We Good?

 

Supposedly Fun Thing I’ll Never Do Again, A

 

Postcards from the Edge