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Hello. It is I, Matt Brown… The one they call “Matt Brown.”

Who are you and what are you doing here? This is a website I created to keep track of my various collections: movies I’ve seen and want to see, and art books and albums I own. There’s no reason it should interest you except maybe to see the grades I assign to the movies and albums. If you are interested in that, for some reason, here is my grading system:

10 = This is as good as a work of art can get. You need to experience it if you care about art.
9 = This is excellent. Highly recommended.
8 = Very good. Worth seeking out.
7 = Solidly good. You won’t regret it.
6 = Better than most. Not a waste of time.
5 = Pretty bad. Possibly well-intentioned, but a failure.
4 = Bad. Skippable, despite a few positives.
3 = Very bad. Don’t waste your time.
2 = Terrible. Avoid it at all costs.
1 = Absolutely abysmal and irredeemable in all aspects. Might actually be entertaining it’s so utterly horrible, but more likely it’s just soul-depleting.

Thanks for accidentally stopping by!

Cujo

 

Harrison, George

OWNED NEED

Pacific Rim

S.

 

La guerre est finie

Rendezvous in Paris

04 One Foot in the Grave

One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest

Zhang, Yimou

 

400: The Calendar: History, Lore, and Legend

Uzumaki

 

Norman

 

Senso

 

Jerk, The

Kicking & Screaming

Dickson Greeting

 

Monsters vs. Aliens

 

Stalker

 

Wright, Edgar

 

Creation Myths

American Graffiti

Mac and Me

Squid and the Whale, The

 

082 | The Crusaders in Syria and the Holy Land

Wild Child, The

Fan, The

 

Raising Victor Vargas

 

Landlord, The

Magritte: The True Art of Painting

Carny

Last Tycoon, The

Wild and Wonderful Whites of West Virginia, The

 

Bali

Human Behavior Experiments, The

Exploring the World of the Vikings

Druids, The