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Hello. It is I, Matt Brown… The one they call “Matt Brown.”

Who are you and what are you doing here? This is a website I created to keep track of my various collections: movies I’ve seen and want to see, and art books and albums I own. There’s no reason it should interest you except maybe to see the grades I assign to the movies and albums. If you are interested in that, for some reason, here is my grading system:

10 = This is as good as a work of art can get. You need to experience it if you care about art.
9 = This is excellent. Highly recommended.
8 = Very good. Worth seeking out.
7 = Solidly good. You won’t regret it.
6 = Better than most. Not a waste of time.
5 = Pretty bad. Possibly well-intentioned, but a failure.
4 = Bad. Skippable, despite a few positives.
3 = Very bad. Don’t waste your time.
2 = Terrible. Avoid it at all costs.
1 = Absolutely abysmal and irredeemable in all aspects. Might actually be entertaining it’s so utterly horrible, but more likely it’s just soul-depleting.

Thanks for accidentally stopping by!

Civil War

 

219: L’Assemblée nationale

Real Genius

Shooting Dogs

 

Rise of the Planet of the Apes

Unknown Known, The

Artists’ Film

Sexuality in Western Art

Reef, The

Intimate Strangers

Nineteen Eighty-Four

 

Complete Pyramids, The

Descent

 

Crumb

King of Kong: A Fistful of Quarters, The

 

Picture of Dorian Gray, The

 

172: La Légende de Carthage

403: La police judiciaire: La scène de crime

SubUrbia

 

251: L’ONU, pour quoi faire ?

Paradise Lost: The Child Murders at Robin Hood Hills

 

Ride the High Country

Bedtime Stories

 

Golden Exits

 

Woman Under the Influence, A

Ishtar

Basic History of Art, A

448: Les Métamorphoses de l’épargne

Core Memory: A Visual Survey of Vintage Computers

Mulan

 

Foul Play

Art of Tantra

Tristana

2046

 

Tender Mercies

162: Autour du billard