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Hello. It is I, Matt Brown… The one they call “Matt Brown.”

Who are you and what are you doing here? This is a website I created to keep track of my various collections: movies I’ve seen and want to see, and art books and albums I own. There’s no reason it should interest you except maybe to see the grades I assign to the movies and albums. If you are interested in that, for some reason, here is my grading system:

10 = This is as good as a work of art can get. You need to experience it if you care about art.
9 = This is excellent. Highly recommended.
8 = Very good. Worth seeking out.
7 = Solidly good. You won’t regret it.
6 = Better than most. Not a waste of time.
5 = Pretty bad. Possibly well-intentioned, but a failure.
4 = Bad. Skippable, despite a few positives.
3 = Very bad. Don’t waste your time.
2 = Terrible. Avoid it at all costs.
1 = Absolutely abysmal and irredeemable in all aspects. Might actually be entertaining it’s so utterly horrible, but more likely it’s just soul-depleting.

Thanks for accidentally stopping by!

Bernie

Striptease

 

Arsenic and Old Lace

Seal

De Sica, Vittorio

 

Manet

548: La vie culturelle dans la France occupée

378: The Bronze Age in Europe

Final Conflict, The

Prime of Miss Jean Brodie, The

Summer Blonde

 

Furniture: A Concise History

027: Alexander the Great: Man of Action, Man of Spirit

Only Lovers Left Alive

Norman

 

Missing

 

563: L’Arabie: Des routes de l’encens à l’ère du pétrole

438: Cocteau: Sur le fil

Overnight, The

Indecent Proposal

Karate Kid III, The

Possessor

 

Woman’s World

Diary of a Teenage Girl, The

Bo Burnham: The Inside Outtakes

 

White Lie

Relic

 

359: “Ciel, mon mari !” Le Théâtre de boulevard

Wildlike

 

Regarding Henry

Batman

American Werewolf in London, An

Looking for Mr. Goodbar

African Queen

Falcon and the Snowman, The

174: Compostelle. Le grand chemin