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Hello. It is I, Matt Brown… The one they call “Matt Brown.”

Who are you and what are you doing here? This is a website I created to keep track of my various collections: movies I’ve seen and want to see, and art books and albums I own. There’s no reason it should interest you except maybe to see the grades I assign to the movies and albums. If you are interested in that, for some reason, here is my grading system:

10 = This is as good as a work of art can get. You need to experience it if you care about art.
9 = This is excellent. Highly recommended.
8 = Very good. Worth seeking out.
7 = Solidly good. You won’t regret it.
6 = Better than most. Not a waste of time.
5 = Pretty bad. Possibly well-intentioned, but a failure.
4 = Bad. Skippable, despite a few positives.
3 = Very bad. Don’t waste your time.
2 = Terrible. Avoid it at all costs.
1 = Absolutely abysmal and irredeemable in all aspects. Might actually be entertaining it’s so utterly horrible, but more likely it’s just soul-depleting.

Thanks for accidentally stopping by!

Legend of Lizzie Borden, The

Girl in the Book, The

Last Days Here

 

Sacred Places of the Ancient World

Cave of Forgotten Dreams

Mr. Magorium’s Wonder Emporium

 

Love, Simon

Servant, The

Cocaine: One Man’s Seduction

Where the Sidewalk Ends

 

Basic Instinct

Fountainhead, The

 

Panic in Needle Park, The

Halloween

BFG, The

I Used to Be Darker

Cook, the Thief, His Wife & Her Lover, The

 

Kinks Kronikles, The

Storytelling

 

Help!

Japanese Woodblock Prints

Texas Chainsaw Massacre, The

437: Le Vin. Une histoire de goût

Are You There God? It’s Me, Margaret.

 

Outfoxed: Rupert Murdoch’s War on Journalism

 

Tuscany

4th Man, The

Luca

 

Cabin in the Woods, The

We All Loved Each Other So Much

 

Last Night in Soho

 

178: Vuillard: Le temps détourné

Simple Plan, A

 

Hotel New Hampshire, The

451: Sous le soleil de Naples

10 The Beatles