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Hello. It is I, Matt Brown… The one they call “Matt Brown.”

Who are you and what are you doing here? This is a website I created to keep track of my various collections: movies I’ve seen and want to see, and art books and albums I own. There’s no reason it should interest you except maybe to see the grades I assign to the movies and albums. If you are interested in that, for some reason, here is my grading system:

10 = This is as good as a work of art can get. You need to experience it if you care about art.
9 = This is excellent. Highly recommended.
8 = Very good. Worth seeking out.
7 = Solidly good. You won’t regret it.
6 = Better than most. Not a waste of time.
5 = Pretty bad. Possibly well-intentioned, but a failure.
4 = Bad. Skippable, despite a few positives.
3 = Very bad. Don’t waste your time.
2 = Terrible. Avoid it at all costs.
1 = Absolutely abysmal and irredeemable in all aspects. Might actually be entertaining it’s so utterly horrible, but more likely it’s just soul-depleting.

Thanks for accidentally stopping by!

LEGO Batman Movie, The

National Lampoon’s Vacation

After the Ball, the Bath

 

Gate, The

Bob & Carol & Ted & Alice

Last Black Man in San Francisco, The

Shoah

 

Myth of the American Sleepover, The

Prevenge

300: Numbers: The Universal Language

Northman, The

 

Look Who’s Talking

Une autre histoire du XXe siècle: 03: 1920/1930

Constable

Bruegel

Elizabeth is Missing

Shirley

 

Au hasard Balthazar TEST

Murder by Death

Thinking XXX

 

042: A vos plumes citoyens! Ecrivains, journalistes, orateurs et poètes, de la Bastille à Waterloo

Simon of the Desert

Eyes of Laura Mars

Crooked Somebody, A

No Country for Old Men

 

Welcome to the Dollhouse

Maleficent

Sacred Tibet

Visiting Mrs Nabokov and Other Excursions

 

Last Stop in Yuma County, The

Divergent

Numéro deux

 

Woodmans, The

Crush, The

Ghost and Mrs. Muir, The

Ghostbusters II