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Hello. It is I, Matt Brown… The one they call “Matt Brown.”

Who are you and what are you doing here? This is a website I created to keep track of my various collections: movies I’ve seen and want to see, and art books and albums I own. There’s no reason it should interest you except maybe to see the grades I assign to the movies and albums. If you are interested in that, for some reason, here is my grading system:

10 = This is as good as a work of art can get. You need to experience it if you care about art.
9 = This is excellent. Highly recommended.
8 = Very good. Worth seeking out.
7 = Solidly good. You won’t regret it.
6 = Better than most. Not a waste of time.
5 = Pretty bad. Possibly well-intentioned, but a failure.
4 = Bad. Skippable, despite a few positives.
3 = Very bad. Don’t waste your time.
2 = Terrible. Avoid it at all costs.
1 = Absolutely abysmal and irredeemable in all aspects. Might actually be entertaining it’s so utterly horrible, but more likely it’s just soul-depleting.

Thanks for accidentally stopping by!

Memento

 

Bowling for Columbine

 

Woman, A Part, A

 

Slender Thread, The

Too Early, Too Late

 

Beck

OWNED NEED

Man Called Flintstone, The

001 | Peru

Are You There God? It’s Me, Margaret.

 

Albatross

Paisan

Thirteen

 

Seventy Great Journeys in History, The

Boudu Saved from Drowning

Norman

 

Chronicle of a Summer

 

Guyana Tragedy: The Story of Jim Jones

 

Funny Games

 

School of Rock

 

Road, The

 

Fast Food Nation

 

Child of God

 

Movements in Art Since 1945

God Who Wasn’t There, The

 

Atari: Game Over

I’m Thinking of Ending Things

454: Cent ans de chanson française: Souvenirs, souvenirs…

Wild Nights with Emily

 

Malick, Terrence

 

Pit and the Pendulum

Sweet Smell of Success

Sexy Beast

 

Roeg, Nicolas

 

Conjuring, The

Nun’s Story, The

Streetcar Named Desire, A