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Hello. It is I, Matt Brown… The one they call “Matt Brown.”

Who are you and what are you doing here? This is a website I created to keep track of my various collections: movies I’ve seen and want to see, and art books and albums I own. There’s no reason it should interest you except maybe to see the grades I assign to the movies and albums. If you are interested in that, for some reason, here is my grading system:

10 = This is as good as a work of art can get. You need to experience it if you care about art.
9 = This is excellent. Highly recommended.
8 = Very good. Worth seeking out.
7 = Solidly good. You won’t regret it.
6 = Better than most. Not a waste of time.
5 = Pretty bad. Possibly well-intentioned, but a failure.
4 = Bad. Skippable, despite a few positives.
3 = Very bad. Don’t waste your time.
2 = Terrible. Avoid it at all costs.
1 = Absolutely abysmal and irredeemable in all aspects. Might actually be entertaining it’s so utterly horrible, but more likely it’s just soul-depleting.

Thanks for accidentally stopping by!

Red Rocket

 

159: Darius: Les Perses et l’Empire

We All Loved Each Other So Much

 

One I Love, The

Smooth Talk

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Asteroid City

 

Garden State

 

207: Paradise on Earth: The Gardens of Western Europe

Kill Bill: Vol. 1

 

Freshman, The

Andrei Rublev

268: De Clovis à Dagobert: Les Mérovingiens

Persona

093 | Cave Artists

Crimes of Passion

Earrings of Madame De…, The

 

My Brilliant Career

Hsaio-Hsein, Hou

 

Babyteeth

 

Burn After Reading

 

XTC

OWNED NEED

California

What Did Jack Do?

 

Charley Varrick

Asphalt Jungle, The

Double Indemnity

 

392: La Bible: Le Livre, les livres

Best in Show

 

Woman of Paris, A

397: Darwin and the Science of Evolution

Underdogs

Toni Erdmann

 

Downfall

 

Night Owls

 

Michael Mann