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Hello. It is I, Matt Brown… The one they call “Matt Brown.”

Who are you and what are you doing here? This is a website I created to keep track of my various collections: movies I’ve seen and want to see, and art books and albums I own. There’s no reason it should interest you except maybe to see the grades I assign to the movies and albums. If you are interested in that, for some reason, here is my grading system:

10 = This is as good as a work of art can get. You need to experience it if you care about art.
9 = This is excellent. Highly recommended.
8 = Very good. Worth seeking out.
7 = Solidly good. You won’t regret it.
6 = Better than most. Not a waste of time.
5 = Pretty bad. Possibly well-intentioned, but a failure.
4 = Bad. Skippable, despite a few positives.
3 = Very bad. Don’t waste your time.
2 = Terrible. Avoid it at all costs.
1 = Absolutely abysmal and irredeemable in all aspects. Might actually be entertaining it’s so utterly horrible, but more likely it’s just soul-depleting.

Thanks for accidentally stopping by!

Movements in Art Since 1945

American Honey

 

Nosferatu

Kieslowski, Krzyzstof

 

Efficiency Expert, The

 

Good Time

Sting, The

49th Parallel

 

Men…

435: L’Aluminium: Un si léger

Big Snit, The

 

149: Rossini: L’opéra de lumière

Egyptian Mysteries: New Light on Ancient Knowledge

Month by the Lake, A

Joni Mitchell

Adventures of Robin Hood, The

Ant-Man and the Wasp

Buried

Candy-O

Escape from Tomorrow

Corey Haim: Me, Myself and I

Gas, Food, Lodging

Crazy Love

 

Nuts!

 

Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy

 

260: Les Templiers: Chevaliers du Christ

Chronicle of the Pharaohs

457: Le Maniérisme: Une avant-garde au XVIᵉ siècle

Blood Meridian, or, the Evening Redness in the West

 

Big Book of Death, The

 

Kissing on the Mouth

 

507: Louis XIV. Le roi de gloire

Seventy Wonders of the Ancient World, The

Scottish Art

Androgyne, The

Mother Night