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Hello. It is I, Matt Brown… The one they call “Matt Brown.”

Who are you and what are you doing here? This is a website I created to keep track of my various collections: movies I’ve seen and want to see, and art books and albums I own. There’s no reason it should interest you except maybe to see the grades I assign to the movies and albums. If you are interested in that, for some reason, here is my grading system:

10 = This is as good as a work of art can get. You need to experience it if you care about art.
9 = This is excellent. Highly recommended.
8 = Very good. Worth seeking out.
7 = Solidly good. You won’t regret it.
6 = Better than most. Not a waste of time.
5 = Pretty bad. Possibly well-intentioned, but a failure.
4 = Bad. Skippable, despite a few positives.
3 = Very bad. Don’t waste your time.
2 = Terrible. Avoid it at all costs.
1 = Absolutely abysmal and irredeemable in all aspects. Might actually be entertaining it’s so utterly horrible, but more likely it’s just soul-depleting.

Thanks for accidentally stopping by!

Rachel Getting Married

 

Eel

Dawn of the Planet of the Apes

Legends of the Fall

Card Counter, The

 

Shutter

 

J. Edgar

280: Internet: Le monde en réseau

Magic Trip: Ken Kesey’s Search for a Kool Place

Late Spring

 

Headless Woman, The

 

Architecture of the Eighteenth Century, The

Expressionists, The

Paranormal Activity

 

One of Us

 

Death and the Maiden

053 | Finland

Ninth Configuration, The

144: L’Heure de la corrida

Audition

 

War Games

Egyptian Mysteries: New Light on Ancient Knowledge

Out of the Past

Big Fix, The

Mutual Appreciation

 

Jingle All the Way

 

Killer’s Kiss

Karate Kid Part II, The

Dream Scenario

 

My Bodyguard

 

106 | People of the Wetlands: Bogs, Bodies and Lake Dwellers

Old Master Drawings from American Collections

Amazing Spider-Man, The

Just One of the Guys

L’Atalante

Unspeakable Act, The