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Hello. It is I, Matt Brown… The one they call “Matt Brown.”

Who are you and what are you doing here? This is a website I created to keep track of my various collections: movies I’ve seen and want to see, and art books and albums I own. There’s no reason it should interest you except maybe to see the grades I assign to the movies and albums. If you are interested in that, for some reason, here is my grading system:

10 = This is as good as a work of art can get. You need to experience it if you care about art.
9 = This is excellent. Highly recommended.
8 = Very good. Worth seeking out.
7 = Solidly good. You won’t regret it.
6 = Better than most. Not a waste of time.
5 = Pretty bad. Possibly well-intentioned, but a failure.
4 = Bad. Skippable, despite a few positives.
3 = Very bad. Don’t waste your time.
2 = Terrible. Avoid it at all costs.
1 = Absolutely abysmal and irredeemable in all aspects. Might actually be entertaining it’s so utterly horrible, but more likely it’s just soul-depleting.

Thanks for accidentally stopping by!

Last Summer

 

Wrong Trousers, The

 

536: Les Archives. Mémoire de la France

Revenant, The

Machinist, The

 

Ex Libris: The New York Public Library

Death: A Graveside Companion

Apartment, The

Dina

199: Humboldt : Savant-citoyen du monde

Cabaret

 

Scarlet Street

Complete Roman Emperor, The

Easy Rider

American Art Since 1945

We’re All Going to the World’s Fair

 

Swimming with Sharks

History of Ghosts, Spirits and the Supernatural, A

Big Sick, The

New Media in Late 20th Century Art

Hot Fuzz

 

Shooting Party, The

Colors

Plaisir, Le

 

385: Une autre histoire des religions, tome 4: Les Religions extrême-orientales

One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest

Outer Space

 

Laughable Loves

 

Three Kings

 

Stranger Than Paradise

In Vanda’s Room

234: La Radio, Rendez-vous sur les ondes

Watercolours

That Cold Day in the Park

Orphan

 

Cloverfield