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Hello. It is I, Matt Brown… The one they call “Matt Brown.”

Who are you and what are you doing here? This is a website I created to keep track of my various collections: movies I’ve seen and want to see, and art books and albums I own. There’s no reason it should interest you except maybe to see the grades I assign to the movies and albums. If you are interested in that, for some reason, here is my grading system:

10 = This is as good as a work of art can get. You need to experience it if you care about art.
9 = This is excellent. Highly recommended.
8 = Very good. Worth seeking out.
7 = Solidly good. You won’t regret it.
6 = Better than most. Not a waste of time.
5 = Pretty bad. Possibly well-intentioned, but a failure.
4 = Bad. Skippable, despite a few positives.
3 = Very bad. Don’t waste your time.
2 = Terrible. Avoid it at all costs.
1 = Absolutely abysmal and irredeemable in all aspects. Might actually be entertaining it’s so utterly horrible, but more likely it’s just soul-depleting.

Thanks for accidentally stopping by!

Girl with All the Gifts, The

Handsome: A Netflix Mystery Movie

Hunchback of Notre Dame, The

 

Blue Velvet

Cheyenne Social Club, The

Miyazaki, Hayao

 

Client, The

Them!

Mitchell, Joni

OWNED NEED

Virgin Spring, The

Oasis: Supersonic

Front, The

Last Stop in Yuma County, The

Lorax, The

Woodpecker

Tarot and Divination Cards

Frozen

Blaze

Days of Wine and Roses

Still Alice

Lord of the Flies

Girl on the Bridge, The

 

Wild and Wonderful Whites of West Virginia, The

 

Video Movie Guide 1997

Crawl

Informant!, The

 

Sexualia

Darwin

I’ve Heard the Mermaids Singing

Very Curious Girl, A

Hypochondriac

 

Finders Keepers, Lovers Weepers!

Nowhere Boy

 

Stella Dallas

Metropolis

Barracuda