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Hello. It is I, Matt Brown… The one they call “Matt Brown.”

Who are you and what are you doing here? This is a website I created to keep track of my various collections: movies I’ve seen and want to see, and art books and albums I own. There’s no reason it should interest you except maybe to see the grades I assign to the movies and albums. If you are interested in that, for some reason, here is my grading system:

10 = This is as good as a work of art can get. You need to experience it if you care about art.
9 = This is excellent. Highly recommended.
8 = Very good. Worth seeking out.
7 = Solidly good. You won’t regret it.
6 = Better than most. Not a waste of time.
5 = Pretty bad. Possibly well-intentioned, but a failure.
4 = Bad. Skippable, despite a few positives.
3 = Very bad. Don’t waste your time.
2 = Terrible. Avoid it at all costs.
1 = Absolutely abysmal and irredeemable in all aspects. Might actually be entertaining it’s so utterly horrible, but more likely it’s just soul-depleting.

Thanks for accidentally stopping by!

Everyone Says I Love You

 

Asphalt Jungle, The

Egon Schiele

Hearts Beat Loud

Unforgiven

Moronic Inferno: And Other Visits to America, The

 

468: Sartre: Un penseur pour le XXIᵉ siècle

Sugarcane

 

Keane

 

012 | Early India and Pakistan: to Ashoka

Grand Highway, The

 

Cook, the Thief, His Wife & Her Lover, The

 

578: Casanova: Histoire de sa vie

087 | The Eskimos and Aleuts

495: Le développement durable: Maintenant ou jamais

Romero, George A.

 

Human Behavior Experiments, The

Manhunter

Censor

 

106 | People of the Wetlands: Bogs, Bodies and Lake Dwellers

Codices Illustres

Kiss the Girls

 

Psych: The Movie

Tropical Malady

 

Todd Barry: The Crowd Work Tour

Big Bus, The

Mr. Popper’s Penguins

Death of Mr. Lazarescu, The

 

In Watermelon Sugar

 

Bernard and Doris

 

Mosquito

You’re Gonna Miss Me

 

Close Encounters of the Third Kind

 

Client, The

Myth of the American Sleepover, The

Marcel Duchamp