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Hello. It is I, Matt Brown… The one they call “Matt Brown.”

Who are you and what are you doing here? This is a website I created to keep track of my various collections: movies I’ve seen and want to see, and art books and albums I own. There’s no reason it should interest you except maybe to see the grades I assign to the movies and albums. If you are interested in that, for some reason, here is my grading system:

10 = This is as good as a work of art can get. You need to experience it if you care about art.
9 = This is excellent. Highly recommended.
8 = Very good. Worth seeking out.
7 = Solidly good. You won’t regret it.
6 = Better than most. Not a waste of time.
5 = Pretty bad. Possibly well-intentioned, but a failure.
4 = Bad. Skippable, despite a few positives.
3 = Very bad. Don’t waste your time.
2 = Terrible. Avoid it at all costs.
1 = Absolutely abysmal and irredeemable in all aspects. Might actually be entertaining it’s so utterly horrible, but more likely it’s just soul-depleting.

Thanks for accidentally stopping by!

By the Bluest of Seas

 

Portrait of Jennie

Occult

Interiors

Manglehorn

Paper Chase, The

Still Alice

What We Do in the Shadows

221: L’ecole Normale Superieure. Les chemins de la liberté

Singin’ in the Rain

Birdy

National Gallery, London, The

17 Anthology 2

Sorcerer

 

Wide Awake

 

Lifeguard, The

Tetris

 

Trumbo

Wrong Man, The

095: Le rêve cistercien

054 | The Picts

Repulsion

Beginners

 

Four Rooms

Fox and His Friends

Red Dragon

 

Twentieth-Century Graphics

Deep End, The

 

SubUrbia

 

Unbelievers, The

Gas, Food, Lodging

Serious Man, A

 

Some Like It Hot

Amanda

 

Saint Frances

Eagle