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Hello. It is I, Matt Brown… The one they call “Matt Brown.”

Who are you and what are you doing here? This is a website I created to keep track of my various collections: movies I’ve seen and want to see, and art books and albums I own. There’s no reason it should interest you except maybe to see the grades I assign to the movies and albums. If you are interested in that, for some reason, here is my grading system:

10 = This is as good as a work of art can get. You need to experience it if you care about art.
9 = This is excellent. Highly recommended.
8 = Very good. Worth seeking out.
7 = Solidly good. You won’t regret it.
6 = Better than most. Not a waste of time.
5 = Pretty bad. Possibly well-intentioned, but a failure.
4 = Bad. Skippable, despite a few positives.
3 = Very bad. Don’t waste your time.
2 = Terrible. Avoid it at all costs.
1 = Absolutely abysmal and irredeemable in all aspects. Might actually be entertaining it’s so utterly horrible, but more likely it’s just soul-depleting.

Thanks for accidentally stopping by!

Asperger’s Are Us

People vs. George Lucas, The

374: Une autre histoire des religions, tome 2: Le Dieu du croissant fertile

Tangerine

 

Palm Springs

121: Les Travailleurs du fer

Murphy’s Romance

World of Tomorrow

Balthus

Jeffrey Dahmer Files, The

Hugo

Meaning of Life, The

Cosmos

 

Hitchcock/Truffaut

Ant

Catcher in the Rye, The

 

Ghost Writer, The

Rolling Stones, The

OWNED () NEED ()

Led Zeppelin

OWNED NEED

Animal Farm

 

Palindromes

 

Zoolander

 

Otter

Paterson

Good Posture

Two Women

Seasons, The

 

Down by Law

Twelve Monkeys

Scrooged

183: Cleopatra: The Life and Death of a Pharaoh

Crooked Somebody, A

American: The Bill Hicks Story

 

Host

 

137: Stendhal: L’Italie au coeur

She-Devil