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Hello. It is I, Matt Brown… The one they call “Matt Brown.”

Who are you and what are you doing here? This is a website I created to keep track of my various collections: movies I’ve seen and want to see, and art books and albums I own. There’s no reason it should interest you except maybe to see the grades I assign to the movies and albums. If you are interested in that, for some reason, here is my grading system:

10 = This is as good as a work of art can get. You need to experience it if you care about art.
9 = This is excellent. Highly recommended.
8 = Very good. Worth seeking out.
7 = Solidly good. You won’t regret it.
6 = Better than most. Not a waste of time.
5 = Pretty bad. Possibly well-intentioned, but a failure.
4 = Bad. Skippable, despite a few positives.
3 = Very bad. Don’t waste your time.
2 = Terrible. Avoid it at all costs.
1 = Absolutely abysmal and irredeemable in all aspects. Might actually be entertaining it’s so utterly horrible, but more likely it’s just soul-depleting.

Thanks for accidentally stopping by!

Octopus

Dawn of the Dead

Bookstores: A Celebration of Independent Booksellers

Hideous Kinky

 

All That Jazz

Up in the Air

 

Exploring the World of the Vikings

Moment of Innocence, A

 

David Cross: The Pride is Back!

 

Stripes

587: Baltard, architecte de Paris

352: Le phare d’Alexandrie: La merveille retrouvée

Outer Space

 

Bottle Rocket

 

Venetian Painting

Experimenter

Monsieur Hire

Avengers: Infinity War

Steely Dan

OWNED NEED

To the Best of My Ability: The American Presidents

548: La vie culturelle dans la France occupée

524: Le monde de Lourdes

Gleaners and I, The

 

Mascots

Monkeyshines, No. 2

 

For Those in Peril

 

Conrack

Core Memory: A Visual Survey of Vintage Computers

158: The Celts: Conquerors of Ancient Europe

273: Les Aventures de la BD

London Calling

Bulworth

 

Let’s Scare Jessica to Death

Remains of the Day, The

Cry Freedom

ParaNorman