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Hello. It is I, Matt Brown… The one they call “Matt Brown.”

Who are you and what are you doing here? This is a website I created to keep track of my various collections: movies I’ve seen and want to see, and art books and albums I own. There’s no reason it should interest you except maybe to see the grades I assign to the movies and albums. If you are interested in that, for some reason, here is my grading system:

10 = This is as good as a work of art can get. You need to experience it if you care about art.
9 = This is excellent. Highly recommended.
8 = Very good. Worth seeking out.
7 = Solidly good. You won’t regret it.
6 = Better than most. Not a waste of time.
5 = Pretty bad. Possibly well-intentioned, but a failure.
4 = Bad. Skippable, despite a few positives.
3 = Very bad. Don’t waste your time.
2 = Terrible. Avoid it at all costs.
1 = Absolutely abysmal and irredeemable in all aspects. Might actually be entertaining it’s so utterly horrible, but more likely it’s just soul-depleting.

Thanks for accidentally stopping by!

Shithouse

 

138: La Perspective en jeu. Les dessous de l’image

28 Days Later…

 

235: Louis Pasteur: L’empire des microbes

Wuthering Heights

 

Toni Erdmann

 

World According to Garp, The

Fly, The

Trilogy of Terror

Biloxi Blues

Home of Our Own, A

447: France – Chine: Quand deux mondes se rencontrent

King of New York

Theremin

175: Knossos: Searching for the Legendary Palace of King Minos

Pledge, The

 

Viva Zapata!

Ali: Fear Eats the Soul

Thin

 

Sid and Nancy

Dahmer

 

Big Bounce, The

 

American Boy: A Profile of Stephen Prince

 

Island of Lost Souls

Celts, The

Fish Called Wanda, A

Sita Sings the Blues

 

New York Stories

101 | Cyprus: From the Stone Age to the Romans

144: L’Heure de la corrida

Pet Sematary

Emperors of Byzantium, The

Toy Story 3

Paradise Lost 2: Revelations

 

Marwencol

Descent