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Hello. It is I, Matt Brown… The one they call “Matt Brown.”

Who are you and what are you doing here? This is a website I created to keep track of my various collections: movies I’ve seen and want to see, and art books and albums I own. There’s no reason it should interest you except maybe to see the grades I assign to the movies and albums. If you are interested in that, for some reason, here is my grading system:

10 = This is as good as a work of art can get. You need to experience it if you care about art.
9 = This is excellent. Highly recommended.
8 = Very good. Worth seeking out.
7 = Solidly good. You won’t regret it.
6 = Better than most. Not a waste of time.
5 = Pretty bad. Possibly well-intentioned, but a failure.
4 = Bad. Skippable, despite a few positives.
3 = Very bad. Don’t waste your time.
2 = Terrible. Avoid it at all costs.
1 = Absolutely abysmal and irredeemable in all aspects. Might actually be entertaining it’s so utterly horrible, but more likely it’s just soul-depleting.

Thanks for accidentally stopping by!

Craigslist Joe

Abyss, The

I Swear

 

Dadetown

Story of Adele H., The

15 Live at the BBC

Little Hours, The

Entre Nous

Mickey 17

 

Matangi/Maya/M.I.A.

 

515: Sacha Guitry. L’homme-orchestre

Good Night, and Good Luck.

 

Rohmer, Eric

 

Spartan

 

King, Carole

OWNED NEED

Charles Rennie Mackintosh

Palm Beach Story, The

Fly, The

Resurrection

 

Beach Rats

 

112: De la paume au tennis

254: Le Caravage: Peintre et assassin

Her Smell

Natural History of the Senses, A

 

Orlando

 

Bloomington

040: The Amazon: Past, Present, and Future

Caddyshack

Seventy Wonders of the Ancient World, The

Ferris Bueller’s Day Off

Dreams of a Life

About Last Night…

031: L’Homme réparé : Artifices, victoires, défis

What the #$*! Do We (K)now!?

 

Identity

 

Mayfield, Curtis

OWNED NEED