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Hello. It is I, Matt Brown… The one they call “Matt Brown.”

Who are you and what are you doing here? This is a website I created to keep track of my various collections: movies I’ve seen and want to see, and art books and albums I own. There’s no reason it should interest you except maybe to see the grades I assign to the movies and albums. If you are interested in that, for some reason, here is my grading system:

10 = This is as good as a work of art can get. You need to experience it if you care about art.
9 = This is excellent. Highly recommended.
8 = Very good. Worth seeking out.
7 = Solidly good. You won’t regret it.
6 = Better than most. Not a waste of time.
5 = Pretty bad. Possibly well-intentioned, but a failure.
4 = Bad. Skippable, despite a few positives.
3 = Very bad. Don’t waste your time.
2 = Terrible. Avoid it at all costs.
1 = Absolutely abysmal and irredeemable in all aspects. Might actually be entertaining it’s so utterly horrible, but more likely it’s just soul-depleting.

Thanks for accidentally stopping by!

Bring Her Back

 

Seventh Sign, The

Fantastic Planet

New Media in Late 20th Century Art

152: Le Chant de la sirène

3-Pound Universe, The

 

159: Darius: Les Perses et l’Empire

Master, The

Decade Under the Influence, A

 

Prague Orgy, The

 

Parrot

Hangover, The

 

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 1

World Religions

Lone Star

 

Bedtime Stories

 

Alien3

All Is Lost

Natural History

394: Berlin enfin!

People vs. George Lucas, The

OJ: Made in America

Kaagaz Ke Phool

Collector, The

Funny Face

Wife, The

Grapes of Wrath, The

 

Fly, The

One-Trick Pony

Garfield

 

Parting Glances

Unloved, The

 

Literature Book, The

113 | The Incas

Isle of Dogs

Paisan