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Hello. It is I, Matt Brown… The one they call “Matt Brown.”

Who are you and what are you doing here? This is a website I created to keep track of my various collections: movies I’ve seen and want to see, and art books and albums I own. There’s no reason it should interest you except maybe to see the grades I assign to the movies and albums. If you are interested in that, for some reason, here is my grading system:

10 = This is as good as a work of art can get. You need to experience it if you care about art.
9 = This is excellent. Highly recommended.
8 = Very good. Worth seeking out.
7 = Solidly good. You won’t regret it.
6 = Better than most. Not a waste of time.
5 = Pretty bad. Possibly well-intentioned, but a failure.
4 = Bad. Skippable, despite a few positives.
3 = Very bad. Don’t waste your time.
2 = Terrible. Avoid it at all costs.
1 = Absolutely abysmal and irredeemable in all aspects. Might actually be entertaining it’s so utterly horrible, but more likely it’s just soul-depleting.

Thanks for accidentally stopping by!

John Wick

 

Downfall

 

Unbelievable Truth, The

Guillermo del Toro’s Pinocchio

 

Coming Home

Klimt

Justice of Bunny King, The

 

Altman, Robert

 

Card Counter, The

 

Marmaduke

Grease 2

Fort Apache

Tree of Life: Image for the Cosmos, The

Eilish, Billie

OWNED () NEED ()

Informant!, The

 

Sansho the Bailiff

 

Animal House

016 | The Anglo-Saxons

L’Atalante

Hairdresser’s Husband, The

 

101 | Cyprus: From the Stone Age to the Romans

Raise the Red Lantern

 

050 | Republican Rome

Wrong Trousers, The

 

Misery

Hard Candy

 

557: Les icônes en Russie

After Class

Quiet Place, A

Anomalisa

Gimme Shelter

Rachel Getting Married

 

Italian Renaissance Sculpture

Devil’s Candy, The

 

Digging for Fire

 

Rabid