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Hello. It is I, Matt Brown… The one they call “Matt Brown.”

Who are you and what are you doing here? This is a website I created to keep track of my various collections: movies I’ve seen and want to see, and art books and albums I own. There’s no reason it should interest you except maybe to see the grades I assign to the movies and albums. If you are interested in that, for some reason, here is my grading system:

10 = This is as good as a work of art can get. You need to experience it if you care about art.
9 = This is excellent. Highly recommended.
8 = Very good. Worth seeking out.
7 = Solidly good. You won’t regret it.
6 = Better than most. Not a waste of time.
5 = Pretty bad. Possibly well-intentioned, but a failure.
4 = Bad. Skippable, despite a few positives.
3 = Very bad. Don’t waste your time.
2 = Terrible. Avoid it at all costs.
1 = Absolutely abysmal and irredeemable in all aspects. Might actually be entertaining it’s so utterly horrible, but more likely it’s just soul-depleting.

Thanks for accidentally stopping by!

Manny & Lo

 

Dig, The

 

Upstream Color

Snake

Rogue One

Bullet Piercing a Soap Bubble

 

God Delusion, The

 

Pruitt-Igoe Myth, The

Confidentially Yours

 

Adjuster, The

 

Dead Calm

Breeders, The

OWNED NEED

Peppermint Soda

Chocolate War, The

Seventy Wonders of China, The

Close Up

 

Father of the Bride

074: La Plume et l’épée. La littérature des guerres de Religion à la Fronde

I Love You, Alice B. Toklas!

578: Casanova: Histoire de sa vie

50/50

Town, The

 

Sleeping Dogs Lie

 

My Friend Ivan Lapshin

 

Anderson, Paul Thomas

 

Ladykillers, The

 

To Have and Have Not

Japanese Cinema

La La Land

Passion of Joan of Arc, The

We Don’t Live Here Anymore

 

Day for Night

12 Years a Slave

 

Wolf Man, The

New World, The

 

Forget Paris