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Hello. It is I, Matt Brown… The one they call “Matt Brown.”

Who are you and what are you doing here? This is a website I created to keep track of my various collections: movies I’ve seen and want to see, and art books and albums I own. There’s no reason it should interest you except maybe to see the grades I assign to the movies and albums. If you are interested in that, for some reason, here is my grading system:

10 = This is as good as a work of art can get. You need to experience it if you care about art.
9 = This is excellent. Highly recommended.
8 = Very good. Worth seeking out.
7 = Solidly good. You won’t regret it.
6 = Better than most. Not a waste of time.
5 = Pretty bad. Possibly well-intentioned, but a failure.
4 = Bad. Skippable, despite a few positives.
3 = Very bad. Don’t waste your time.
2 = Terrible. Avoid it at all costs.
1 = Absolutely abysmal and irredeemable in all aspects. Might actually be entertaining it’s so utterly horrible, but more likely it’s just soul-depleting.

Thanks for accidentally stopping by!

Odd Couple, The: Together Again

Brief Interviews with Hideous Men

 

I’m Dancing as Fast as I Can

How I Live Now

Save the Tiger

Pink Flamingos

Woman in the Window, The

Summer with Monika

Une autre histoire du XXe siècle: 04: 1930/1940

Branded to Kill

 

Beautiful Dreamer: Brian Wilson and the Story of ‘Smile’

 

Sweet Smell of Success

Untouchables, The

 

Hello Again

Mom and Nana at Local Hat and Basket Shop

Year:  Location: In the Photo: Mom and Nana      

Skywriting by Word of Mouth

Colors

Concussion

Adam’s Rib

Never Rarely Sometimes Always

 

Cambridge Illustrated History of Prehistoric Art, The

Scarlet Letter, The

 

Witch, The

Landscape in the Mist

 

Karate Kid Part II, The

Radio Days

Secretary

 

Scanners

Triplets of Belleville, The

 

020: Lost Cities of the Maya

Hamnet

 

Aztec Camera

OWNED NEED

Big Sleep, The

568: La Résistance: Une morale en action

Kubo and the Two Strings

Road Games