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Hello. It is I, Matt Brown… The one they call “Matt Brown.”

Who are you and what are you doing here? This is a website I created to keep track of my various collections: movies I’ve seen and want to see, and art books and albums I own. There’s no reason it should interest you except maybe to see the grades I assign to the movies and albums. If you are interested in that, for some reason, here is my grading system:

10 = This is as good as a work of art can get. You need to experience it if you care about art.
9 = This is excellent. Highly recommended.
8 = Very good. Worth seeking out.
7 = Solidly good. You won’t regret it.
6 = Better than most. Not a waste of time.
5 = Pretty bad. Possibly well-intentioned, but a failure.
4 = Bad. Skippable, despite a few positives.
3 = Very bad. Don’t waste your time.
2 = Terrible. Avoid it at all costs.
1 = Absolutely abysmal and irredeemable in all aspects. Might actually be entertaining it’s so utterly horrible, but more likely it’s just soul-depleting.

Thanks for accidentally stopping by!

Cave Art

Goodbye, Columbus

547: Apollinaire: La poésie perpétuelle

Hollywood Knights, The

 

Finding Nemo

 

Buddha: The Intelligent Heart

Willard

Pickpocket

 

001: The Search For Ancient Egypt

Manhattan Murder Mystery

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 1

Continental Divide

Mystic Spiral: Journey of the Soul, The

Chronicle of Anna Magdalena Bach

Wren

Deep End, The

 

36 fillette

Shiva Baby

 

STILL: A Michael J. Fox Movie

 

332: La Danse, tome 2: Des ballets russes à l’avant-garde

Office Space

 

People vs. George Lucas, The

L’Age d’Or

 

Primer

 

L’humanité

 

Robocop

Vera Drake

 

Starlet

 

Lust for Life

Fatal Attraction

Untouchables, The

 

Cambridge Illustrated History of Prehistoric Art, The

Nowhere

Dawn of the Planet of the Apes

Triumph of the Will

 

American in Paris, An